💥🥦Squoosetiel🔪🍵
@squoosetiel.bsky.social
Writer, cosplayer, Twitch affiliate (returning to stream eventually I'm trying life is hard)
21 yo
Totally normal about BkDk and TgChk I PROMISE IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM
Canon is the clay by which we turn our blorbos into dolls
Ask me about my MHA ocs
21 yo
Totally normal about BkDk and TgChk I PROMISE IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM
Canon is the clay by which we turn our blorbos into dolls
Ask me about my MHA ocs
Billion dollar corporation can't even make the captions match the actual dialogue 😒
October 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Billion dollar corporation can't even make the captions match the actual dialogue 😒
I don't know if I've ever shared this anywhere but when I was a very small child there was a period of time where if I didn't watch Shrek at least once a day I'd be deeply upset
September 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I don't know if I've ever shared this anywhere but when I was a very small child there was a period of time where if I didn't watch Shrek at least once a day I'd be deeply upset
Now that the album is out can we finally stop pretending Sabrina Carpenter doesn't make music *for women*
August 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Now that the album is out can we finally stop pretending Sabrina Carpenter doesn't make music *for women*
Can someone help me explain to Chopper (dog) that I know that he's trying to show how bad he wants to be friends with Hunter (cat) by staring at him, but that unfortunately Hunter in fact thinks he's about to get jumped
August 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Can someone help me explain to Chopper (dog) that I know that he's trying to show how bad he wants to be friends with Hunter (cat) by staring at him, but that unfortunately Hunter in fact thinks he's about to get jumped
Why is the worst period I've had in years have to start right before I need to leave for My Chem 😭
August 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why is the worst period I've had in years have to start right before I need to leave for My Chem 😭
I love to give my cat a tiny kiss on the tiny top of his tiny head
August 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I love to give my cat a tiny kiss on the tiny top of his tiny head
What the FUCK do you MEAN cereal is $5 A BOX??????
August 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What the FUCK do you MEAN cereal is $5 A BOX??????
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Happy Monday! Just a reminder that the book banners surged to power by targeting local elections that usually have low participation. We're not going to let that happen again. Look up your upcoming local elections today, research the candidates/issues, get involved, make a voting plan.
August 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Happy Monday! Just a reminder that the book banners surged to power by targeting local elections that usually have low participation. We're not going to let that happen again. Look up your upcoming local elections today, research the candidates/issues, get involved, make a voting plan.
When dogs yawn so hard they squeak >>>
August 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When dogs yawn so hard they squeak >>>
I’ve come to make an announcement: Chris Sanders's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout p
August 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I’ve come to make an announcement: Chris Sanders's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout p
Lowkey if you bought a switch 2 i don't respect you
July 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Lowkey if you bought a switch 2 i don't respect you
When a dog yawns and it squeaks >>>>>>>>>
July 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
When a dog yawns and it squeaks >>>>>>>>>
Can't believe we got Omelas in Dandadan before GTA6
July 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Can't believe we got Omelas in Dandadan before GTA6
July 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error.
Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
June 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error.
Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Sam Winchester is the kind of guy that checks how many lumens his pocket flashlight has
June 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Sam Winchester is the kind of guy that checks how many lumens his pocket flashlight has
One of my pets: *clearly distressed, trying to get a toy/treat*
Me: looks like someone needs a 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑝𝑒
Me: looks like someone needs a 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑝𝑒
June 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
One of my pets: *clearly distressed, trying to get a toy/treat*
Me: looks like someone needs a 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑝𝑒
Me: looks like someone needs a 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑝𝑒
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So much to focus on now, but we can't let up pressure about the Big Bull💩 Bill. Not only will it make us all poorer, but it will also effectively eliminate the judicial branch, deregulate AI (think surveillance AND disinformation, just to start), and decimate public lands, among other tragedies.
June 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
So much to focus on now, but we can't let up pressure about the Big Bull💩 Bill. Not only will it make us all poorer, but it will also effectively eliminate the judicial branch, deregulate AI (think surveillance AND disinformation, just to start), and decimate public lands, among other tragedies.
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Don't just say it's unconstitutional, remind people that the constitution is full of very good ideas designed to prevent authoritarianism, and most people who want to ignore it want that specifically because they are authoritarian.
June 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Don't just say it's unconstitutional, remind people that the constitution is full of very good ideas designed to prevent authoritarianism, and most people who want to ignore it want that specifically because they are authoritarian.
I am sending this with a cats chin in my hand and a small dog under my arm, both creatures asleep. I cannot move, and I do not want to
June 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I am sending this with a cats chin in my hand and a small dog under my arm, both creatures asleep. I cannot move, and I do not want to
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Here's a baby otter to start your week.
June 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Here's a baby otter to start your week.
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Josh Johnson is working on the most important set of his life
June 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Josh Johnson is working on the most important set of his life
So Hunter (cat) was playing with his wand toy, and Chopper (dog) was standing nearby watching/playing too, and Hunter missed the toy, accidentally swatted Chopper, and then half heartedly hissed like he was too embarrassed to admit that it was an accident 😂 I love that silly mammal
June 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
So Hunter (cat) was playing with his wand toy, and Chopper (dog) was standing nearby watching/playing too, and Hunter missed the toy, accidentally swatted Chopper, and then half heartedly hissed like he was too embarrassed to admit that it was an accident 😂 I love that silly mammal