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💥🥦Squoosetiel🔪🍵

@squoosetiel.bsky.social

Writer, cosplayer, Twitch affiliate (returning to stream eventually I'm trying life is hard)

21 yo

Totally normal about BkDk and TgChk I PROMISE IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM

Canon is the clay by which we turn our blorbos into dolls

Ask me about my MHA ocs

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💥🥦Squoosetiel🔪🍵

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I am sending this with a cats chin in my hand and a small dog under my arm, both creatures asleep. I cannot move, and I do not want to

A fluffy tabby colores Maine coon mix cat, with a white vertical nose stripe. He is asleep on a white hand about the same size as his head. He is laying on a blue towel on a wooden couch with green checkered cushions

A small cocker spaniel/chihuahua mix dog, white with large brown patches, large floppy brown ears with black tips, small brown freckle-like patches on the snout, and a black nose. He is wearing a light blue collar, and is asleep on a green checker print cushion a wooden couch

June 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM

💥🥦Squoosetiel🔪🍵

@squoosetiel.bsky.social

Meet Tony Tony Chopper, the newest addition to our house. He's the same size as my cat and he's the sweetest little love bug and I would die for him #dogs #dogsofbsky

June 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM

💥🥦Squoosetiel🔪🍵

@squoosetiel.bsky.social

I MISS OBAMA

May 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM

💥🥦Squoosetiel🔪🍵

@squoosetiel.bsky.social

It begins 😈 #BakuDeku

A screenshot of the iPhone notes app. The text in the top left for the back button says "13 Going on 30". Body of the text reads as follows:

Chapter 1 (bolded)
"I Wanna Dance With Somebody" (italicized)

13-year old Katsuki Bakugo was many things, but cool was not one of them. Much to his dismay, it seemed like he was cursed to be scrawny, dweeby, and nerdy for the whole of time.

He tried to be cool and popular, he really did, but when your best friend is Izuku Midoriya, the schools so called "geeky gay stalker", you don't get to roll with the "in" crowd.

Picture day was his least favorite day of the year. He could count on one hand the amount of good ones he's had, all of them when he was still small and cute. Now he's all gangly, and his mouth can't seem to form a smile that doesn't look like he's trying not to crap his pants. Needless to say, he avoided cameras at all costs, but today couldn't be avoided.

Today, he has to pick up his school pictures and see the result of his miserable attempt

The final sentence is partially cut off by the bottom menu bar, consisting of a checklist list button, a camera button, a circular button with the tip of a pen in it, and a button to create a new note

April 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM

💥🥦Squoosetiel🔪🍵

@squoosetiel.bsky.social

Of course you can 🤩

Screenshot of iPhone notes app in dark mode that says:

Jenna Rink - Bakugo
Matt Flamhaff - Deku
Lucy Wyman - Mina
Chris Grandy - Monoma
Alex Carlson - Kirishima
Richard Kneeland - Aizawa
Trish Sackett - Joke
Bev Rink - Mitsuki
Wayne Rink - Masaru
Mr. Flamhaff - Inko

April 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM

💥🥦Squoosetiel🔪🍵

@squoosetiel.bsky.social

What is the charge? Itching my fupa? Having an itchy fupa?

April 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM

💥🥦Squoosetiel🔪🍵

@squoosetiel.bsky.social

I have made a concoction I am dubbing "penicillin". It is triple sec, cherry heering, rum, vanilla ice cream, shaken, with lemon lime soda. It is both one of the tastiest things I have had the pleasure of tasting, as well as the most foul beverage known to man or god, much like it's namesake.