Squirmbones
@squirmbones.bsky.social
The person's shameful personal account where the bulk of the shameful art and things are posted.
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Can't do this on Main, that would be disheartening for everyone. Have to do it here I guess.
The "opposing" government in the US is a limp, wet, oily rag. Strongly worded letters and "scathing" tweets. "Scathing" periodicals, "scathing" fuck-all.
They sit on their clammy asses while we fight..
The "opposing" government in the US is a limp, wet, oily rag. Strongly worded letters and "scathing" tweets. "Scathing" periodicals, "scathing" fuck-all.
They sit on their clammy asses while we fight..
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Can't do this on Main, that would be disheartening for everyone. Have to do it here I guess.
The "opposing" government in the US is a limp, wet, oily rag. Strongly worded letters and "scathing" tweets. "Scathing" periodicals, "scathing" fuck-all.
They sit on their clammy asses while we fight..
The "opposing" government in the US is a limp, wet, oily rag. Strongly worded letters and "scathing" tweets. "Scathing" periodicals, "scathing" fuck-all.
They sit on their clammy asses while we fight..
The woman of my dreams is the kind of person who, like me, got kinda horny when the creator of Dilbert died.
I wish that person were here now, to help me share this moment.
🥹
I wish that person were here now, to help me share this moment.
🥹
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The woman of my dreams is the kind of person who, like me, got kinda horny when the creator of Dilbert died.
I wish that person were here now, to help me share this moment.
🥹
I wish that person were here now, to help me share this moment.
🥹
On dating app:
"I want a man who only embraces REAL masculinity and takes charge of my life in all aspects."
Ah, you want a coward who's afraid to enjoy life to its fullest, and you want no power or autonomy for yourself. Got it. Cool.
"I want a man who only embraces REAL masculinity and takes charge of my life in all aspects."
Ah, you want a coward who's afraid to enjoy life to its fullest, and you want no power or autonomy for yourself. Got it. Cool.
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
On dating app:
"I want a man who only embraces REAL masculinity and takes charge of my life in all aspects."
Ah, you want a coward who's afraid to enjoy life to its fullest, and you want no power or autonomy for yourself. Got it. Cool.
"I want a man who only embraces REAL masculinity and takes charge of my life in all aspects."
Ah, you want a coward who's afraid to enjoy life to its fullest, and you want no power or autonomy for yourself. Got it. Cool.
On my dating profile, under "best travel story" I always put: "The weekend I spent hanging out with and drawing portraits for prostitutes at a legal brothel resort."
I figure this either scares away or intrigues potential matches. The right person for me is someone who'll want to hear the story.
I figure this either scares away or intrigues potential matches. The right person for me is someone who'll want to hear the story.
January 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
On my dating profile, under "best travel story" I always put: "The weekend I spent hanging out with and drawing portraits for prostitutes at a legal brothel resort."
I figure this either scares away or intrigues potential matches. The right person for me is someone who'll want to hear the story.
I figure this either scares away or intrigues potential matches. The right person for me is someone who'll want to hear the story.
My GTA online character. Man, we did some wacky bicycle crime.
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
My GTA online character. Man, we did some wacky bicycle crime.
"The Ol' College Try"
The first NSFW art piece I ever made. To this day, I'm proud of it.
The first NSFW art piece I ever made. To this day, I'm proud of it.
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"The Ol' College Try"
The first NSFW art piece I ever made. To this day, I'm proud of it.
The first NSFW art piece I ever made. To this day, I'm proud of it.
Reposted by Squirmbones
Bi anual reminder that porn or any kind of entertainment material was never and isn’t supposed to be educational and being unable do differentiate fantasy from reality has dangerous repercussions on how we view and interact with each other ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bi anual reminder that porn or any kind of entertainment material was never and isn’t supposed to be educational and being unable do differentiate fantasy from reality has dangerous repercussions on how we view and interact with each other ❤️
People have such faith that the Epstein files have something that will "destroy" Trump once and for all, but I sadly doubt it.
It could be found that Trump is a pedophile, but him being a rapist was already public knowledge before the election. The mud never sticks. He's Jesus to them now.
It could be found that Trump is a pedophile, but him being a rapist was already public knowledge before the election. The mud never sticks. He's Jesus to them now.
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
People have such faith that the Epstein files have something that will "destroy" Trump once and for all, but I sadly doubt it.
It could be found that Trump is a pedophile, but him being a rapist was already public knowledge before the election. The mud never sticks. He's Jesus to them now.
It could be found that Trump is a pedophile, but him being a rapist was already public knowledge before the election. The mud never sticks. He's Jesus to them now.
Now comes the time to serve. Maybe we'll show some mercy. Maybe you'll get what you deserve.
December 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Now comes the time to serve. Maybe we'll show some mercy. Maybe you'll get what you deserve.
Feed her! Quick! Before she eats us! 🥰
Anyone else turn into a hangry monster in the middle of important deadlines? AHHHH 🍽️
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Feed her! Quick! Before she eats us! 🥰
My new years piece from 2023, the ogre and her lovely elf mage "sidekick" (property)
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My new years piece from 2023, the ogre and her lovely elf mage "sidekick" (property)
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
The day is my enemy
The night, my friend
The night, my friend
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The day is my enemy
The night, my friend
The night, my friend
The Christmas Spirit herself 🎄
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Christmas Spirit herself 🎄
🤘😩🧡🖤🧡
Resplendent
Resplendent
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🤘😩🧡🖤🧡
Resplendent
Resplendent
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Amazing and a fun commission i did - was asked to draw an OC in a unique bio mechanical style
#ConceptArt #CharacterDesign #FantasyArt
#ConceptArt #CharacterDesign #FantasyArt
August 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Amazing and a fun commission i did - was asked to draw an OC in a unique bio mechanical style
#ConceptArt #CharacterDesign #FantasyArt
#ConceptArt #CharacterDesign #FantasyArt
Reposted by Squirmbones
September 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Unattainable life goals
Commission from twitter
If you would like to get a commission of your own, hit me up!
Commission details are in the link below. Be sure to check it out for more information.🙃👍
ko-fi.com/themangaprof...
If you would like to get a commission of your own, hit me up!
Commission details are in the link below. Be sure to check it out for more information.🙃👍
ko-fi.com/themangaprof...
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Unattainable life goals
"If you like what you see, wait until you see my Insta 😘"
For Christ's sake lady, do you have ANY idea how many of "you" are on this goddamn app?
For Christ's sake lady, do you have ANY idea how many of "you" are on this goddamn app?
October 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
"If you like what you see, wait until you see my Insta 😘"
For Christ's sake lady, do you have ANY idea how many of "you" are on this goddamn app?
For Christ's sake lady, do you have ANY idea how many of "you" are on this goddamn app?
Reposted by Squirmbones
Over time the xenomorph has slowly veered away from its... er.. obscene roots.
I wanted to design one with some of Giger's original perverse DNA.
I never thought I'd hesitate to draw a big mess of teeth, but I wanted a nod to the feminine lips Giger once designed for it.
I wanted to design one with some of Giger's original perverse DNA.
I never thought I'd hesitate to draw a big mess of teeth, but I wanted a nod to the feminine lips Giger once designed for it.
September 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Over time the xenomorph has slowly veered away from its... er.. obscene roots.
I wanted to design one with some of Giger's original perverse DNA.
I never thought I'd hesitate to draw a big mess of teeth, but I wanted a nod to the feminine lips Giger once designed for it.
I wanted to design one with some of Giger's original perverse DNA.
I never thought I'd hesitate to draw a big mess of teeth, but I wanted a nod to the feminine lips Giger once designed for it.
Watching old British detective shows set in the 1920s is very odd. There's a recurring theme that being an artist got you lots of bitches.
Oh, he paints/draws for a living? The dude is DROWNING in it. Every show, the neighborhood artist is always ploughing everyone's wife and/or husband.
Oh, he paints/draws for a living? The dude is DROWNING in it. Every show, the neighborhood artist is always ploughing everyone's wife and/or husband.
September 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Watching old British detective shows set in the 1920s is very odd. There's a recurring theme that being an artist got you lots of bitches.
Oh, he paints/draws for a living? The dude is DROWNING in it. Every show, the neighborhood artist is always ploughing everyone's wife and/or husband.
Oh, he paints/draws for a living? The dude is DROWNING in it. Every show, the neighborhood artist is always ploughing everyone's wife and/or husband.
🤘😭👍💚 Enchanting 💚
Amazing and a fun commission i did - was asked to draw an OC in a unique bio mechanical style
#ConceptArt #CharacterDesign #FantasyArt
#ConceptArt #CharacterDesign #FantasyArt
August 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
🤘😭👍💚 Enchanting 💚
Comin' atcha 🧡
August 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Comin' atcha 🧡
Well golly! 😳
July 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Well golly! 😳