SqueekyBuddha
@squeeky.bsky.social
I watch British murder mysteries and I have too many dogs.
My adult kid has a YT channel where he reviews games. Take a look if you’re so inclined.
This game makes me feel like I'm going CRAZY
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October 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My adult kid has a YT channel where he reviews games. Take a look if you’re so inclined.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Seeing geese walk around newly built establishments makes me sad. You know they’ve come back to what used to be their roost, only to find a damn Whataburger in its place.
August 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Seeing geese walk around newly built establishments makes me sad. You know they’ve come back to what used to be their roost, only to find a damn Whataburger in its place.
Back to school shopping with my teenager and I’m trying to nail down the look she’s going for … turns out it’s Y2K style.
Fuck I’m old.
Fuck I’m old.
August 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Back to school shopping with my teenager and I’m trying to nail down the look she’s going for … turns out it’s Y2K style.
Fuck I’m old.
Fuck I’m old.
If your meteorologist calls it the “Gulf of America”, I’m turning the fucking channel. I’m looking at you News 9 in OKC. #kwtv #fucktrump
June 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If your meteorologist calls it the “Gulf of America”, I’m turning the fucking channel. I’m looking at you News 9 in OKC. #kwtv #fucktrump
In the car with the hubs & kids and I open this bag to eat a protein ball. They proceed to roast me for eating balls and tell me they stink. They simply smell like peanut butter. Weirdos. #proteinballs
June 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
In the car with the hubs & kids and I open this bag to eat a protein ball. They proceed to roast me for eating balls and tell me they stink. They simply smell like peanut butter. Weirdos. #proteinballs
I just used a power drill, with a special auger attachment, to dig holes for my pollinator garden and two big hardy hibiscus plants.
I have officially hit my gardening and pottery era of life.
I have officially hit my gardening and pottery era of life.
May 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I just used a power drill, with a special auger attachment, to dig holes for my pollinator garden and two big hardy hibiscus plants.
I have officially hit my gardening and pottery era of life.
I have officially hit my gardening and pottery era of life.
I’m on the toilet just watching TTs and suddenly from the bedroom I hear husband saying progressively louder, “Steppin’ on my nip. Steppin’ on MY NIP. STEPPIN’ ON MY NIP!”
So obviously one of the dogs is standing on his teet.
So obviously one of the dogs is standing on his teet.
April 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I’m on the toilet just watching TTs and suddenly from the bedroom I hear husband saying progressively louder, “Steppin’ on my nip. Steppin’ on MY NIP. STEPPIN’ ON MY NIP!”
So obviously one of the dogs is standing on his teet.
So obviously one of the dogs is standing on his teet.
The 16yo has a 6 month post-braces appt at orthodontist today. I’ve been nagging them about wearing their retainer. They come to me this morning saying they didn’t wear it last night and they don’t know what to do. Um, one night is not going to change the outcome of your actions dear child.
March 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The 16yo has a 6 month post-braces appt at orthodontist today. I’ve been nagging them about wearing their retainer. They come to me this morning saying they didn’t wear it last night and they don’t know what to do. Um, one night is not going to change the outcome of your actions dear child.
As the mother of a senior in HS, I absolutely can not listen to You’re Gonna Go Far by Noah Kahan. That song will set off the waterworks almost immediately.
March 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
As the mother of a senior in HS, I absolutely can not listen to You’re Gonna Go Far by Noah Kahan. That song will set off the waterworks almost immediately.
I am a 53yo white woman that will watch EVERY SINGLE Kendrick Lamar reaction video she comes across. That shit brings me joy.
February 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I am a 53yo white woman that will watch EVERY SINGLE Kendrick Lamar reaction video she comes across. That shit brings me joy.
Want to know what autism looks like in my 16yo child? I just cleaned out the pockets of her cargo jeans. #luigi #mariokartuno #adventuretime #calicocritters #autism
February 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Want to know what autism looks like in my 16yo child? I just cleaned out the pockets of her cargo jeans. #luigi #mariokartuno #adventuretime #calicocritters #autism
How I know my teenage son is sick: I bought these items yesterday. They still exist on my kitchen counter.
January 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
How I know my teenage son is sick: I bought these items yesterday. They still exist on my kitchen counter.
My MIL, who lives in south Alabama, just had her first ever snow ice cream. Y’all, these folks in the south are having the time of their lives and I am loving all their photos.
January 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My MIL, who lives in south Alabama, just had her first ever snow ice cream. Y’all, these folks in the south are having the time of their lives and I am loving all their photos.
Read this thread. Take it to heart. Be the change but don’t let the bad change you.
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Read this thread. Take it to heart. Be the change but don’t let the bad change you.
I had a nightmare well before my now 16yo child was born. It was me and them cowering against a wall with many other people fearing for our lives. Some regime was hunting people down and beheading them. They were coming for my child. This nightmare has been recurring lately. I’m scared to death.
January 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I had a nightmare well before my now 16yo child was born. It was me and them cowering against a wall with many other people fearing for our lives. Some regime was hunting people down and beheading them. They were coming for my child. This nightmare has been recurring lately. I’m scared to death.
There are people I know and people I love that are targets of this new administration. To say I’m scared and angry is an understatement. I’m not sure what the next 4 years will bring but I am prepared.
January 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
There are people I know and people I love that are targets of this new administration. To say I’m scared and angry is an understatement. I’m not sure what the next 4 years will bring but I am prepared.
Fucking US government
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Fucking US government
You may think you have the best or the funniest friends but you’re wrong. My friends hold those honors. Thanks Rachel!
January 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You may think you have the best or the funniest friends but you’re wrong. My friends hold those honors. Thanks Rachel!
So my 18yo son just called to ask me to check him out for the rest of the day. When I asked why, he responded with, “well I hit my pinkie toe and it’s sticking out at an odd angle.” Yep, you’re excused son.
January 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So my 18yo son just called to ask me to check him out for the rest of the day. When I asked why, he responded with, “well I hit my pinkie toe and it’s sticking out at an odd angle.” Yep, you’re excused son.
Husband just woke from a deep sleep and said, “I had a dream that you came home from a yard sale with leather pants.”
He has now resumed snoring.
He has now resumed snoring.
December 21, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Husband just woke from a deep sleep and said, “I had a dream that you came home from a yard sale with leather pants.”
He has now resumed snoring.
He has now resumed snoring.
My teenager just informed me that a contentious game of Hungry Hippopotamus devolved into her handcuffing a toddler.
November 29, 2024 at 1:23 AM
My teenager just informed me that a contentious game of Hungry Hippopotamus devolved into her handcuffing a toddler.
I was just informed by my teenage son that an off brand soda I purchased tastes like “buns”. After trying it, I have to agree, that shit does taste like buns.
November 11, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I was just informed by my teenage son that an off brand soda I purchased tastes like “buns”. After trying it, I have to agree, that shit does taste like buns.