In the car with the hubs & kids and I open this bag to eat a protein ball. They proceed to roast me for eating balls and tell me they stink. They simply smell like peanut butter. Weirdos. #proteinballs

Want to know what autism looks like in my 16yo child? I just cleaned out the pockets of her cargo jeans. #luigi #mariokartuno #adventuretime #calicocritters #autism

How I know my teenage son is sick: I bought these items yesterday. They still exist on my kitchen counter.

Fucking US government

You may think you have the best or the funniest friends but you’re wrong. My friends hold those honors. Thanks Rachel!