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I realize I use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, and I’d apologize for that, but I don’t give a shit.
Daylight Savings Time is kicking my ass. Tomorrow is probably not going to be any better.
November 5, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Daylight Savings Time is kicking my ass. Tomorrow is probably not going to be any better.
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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—
November 3, 2023 at 9:56 PM
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—
I’m gonna eat the heck out of burrito after this meeting.
October 4, 2023 at 2:21 PM
I’m gonna eat the heck out of burrito after this meeting.
I could get used to this kind of 3 home-run game.
September 24, 2023 at 7:50 PM
I could get used to this kind of 3 home-run game.
Nothing bustles quite like a Wegmans before a Bills game.
September 24, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Nothing bustles quite like a Wegmans before a Bills game.
Nah, Romano, that wasn’t at all stressful. Whew.
September 23, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Nah, Romano, that wasn’t at all stressful. Whew.
Dear Jordan HickS,
You can throw a baseball at speeds of 103 miles per hour. Please do that instead of 83mph breaking balls to AARON FUCKING JUDGE.
You can throw a baseball at speeds of 103 miles per hour. Please do that instead of 83mph breaking balls to AARON FUCKING JUDGE.
September 21, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Dear Jordan HickS,
You can throw a baseball at speeds of 103 miles per hour. Please do that instead of 83mph breaking balls to AARON FUCKING JUDGE.
You can throw a baseball at speeds of 103 miles per hour. Please do that instead of 83mph breaking balls to AARON FUCKING JUDGE.
Does the Yankee bullpen know that they could just, throw strikes?
September 21, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Does the Yankee bullpen know that they could just, throw strikes?
The coffee sure tastes better after a win over the Yankees.
September 20, 2023 at 12:46 PM
The coffee sure tastes better after a win over the Yankees.
102 straight down the middle to end the inning is 🔥🔥🔥
September 20, 2023 at 1:33 AM
102 straight down the middle to end the inning is 🔥🔥🔥
Looks like I’m going to be attending PAX Unplugged.
September 18, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Looks like I’m going to be attending PAX Unplugged.
I missed you, Jays Victory Mug.
September 16, 2023 at 11:31 AM
I missed you, Jays Victory Mug.
The Blue Jays are going to miss the goddamned playoffs, and this is exactly why.
September 13, 2023 at 11:58 AM
The Blue Jays are going to miss the goddamned playoffs, and this is exactly why.
Jordan Romano has 34 saves and he’s made me nervous af during about 30 of they. 😬
September 10, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Jordan Romano has 34 saves and he’s made me nervous af during about 30 of they. 😬
The song running through my head for the past few days has been alternating between Doja Cat and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
I’m at a weird spot in my life.
I’m at a weird spot in my life.
September 9, 2023 at 2:28 PM
The song running through my head for the past few days has been alternating between Doja Cat and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
I’m at a weird spot in my life.
I’m at a weird spot in my life.
Using LibreOffice Draw instead of Visio is gonna ruin my whole fucking day. May be time to call in a favor to get a license.
September 8, 2023 at 12:21 PM
Using LibreOffice Draw instead of Visio is gonna ruin my whole fucking day. May be time to call in a favor to get a license.
Got a new laptop for work, which is causing a cascade of changes in my desk setup. Currently shopping for a new mechanical keyboard, which is one heck of a rabbit hole.
September 1, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Got a new laptop for work, which is causing a cascade of changes in my desk setup. Currently shopping for a new mechanical keyboard, which is one heck of a rabbit hole.
Are any of my known associates going to PAX Unplugged? @andrewmagrini.bsky.social @itomarhernandez.bsky.social @cag5383.bsky.social
August 30, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Are any of my known associates going to PAX Unplugged? @andrewmagrini.bsky.social @itomarhernandez.bsky.social @cag5383.bsky.social
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Are you telling me a bear clawed these pastries
August 22, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Are you telling me a bear clawed these pastries
August 17, 2023 at 11:11 PM
I found out that my new manager is a huge Phillies fan so I guess that means this Jays-Phils series basically my performance review.
August 15, 2023 at 4:36 PM
I found out that my new manager is a huge Phillies fan so I guess that means this Jays-Phils series basically my performance review.
Are there any more Boomer apps than Facebook and Words with Friends?
August 9, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Are there any more Boomer apps than Facebook and Words with Friends?
Coffee in the Blue Jays victory mug tastes extra good the morning after a sweep.
August 7, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Coffee in the Blue Jays victory mug tastes extra good the morning after a sweep.
That was a wild double-play to win the game for the Jays 😯
August 5, 2023 at 11:03 PM
That was a wild double-play to win the game for the Jays 😯