Moi? Jamais!

I was texting like this the other day. Planning my birthday hike this summer.

And yet, they're hiring. It's as if they were lying about fraud waste and abuse and just wanted Gleichschaltung or something.

And what are you, reader, but a Loose-Fish and a Fast-Fish, too?

I keep this on my door at work as a reminder of what successful lawyering looks like.