On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hope you get laid off today?

Got to the airport and breeze through a fully-staffed TSA security check on a Sunday before 9am even though none of them are getting paid. Hats off to people who show up to work.

This is how I work.

For no particular reason at all, I started a playlist of songs from 1975. A shockingly good year.

Fame - David Bowie
Cortez the Killer - Neil Young
Love Is The Drug - Roxy Music
Free Money - Patti Smith
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Tired Of Being Alone - Al Green
Radioactivity - Kraftwerk

I look forward to all of the New Yorkers honking at the Waymos.

Add me to the long line of people who find themselves making the joke: man, I wish a bad boy guarantee was what it sounded like.

Do you ever see a person on LinkedIn and think, I read your emails 10 years ago in discovery. So *that's* what you're up to, now. Huh.

I thought miasma happened in Antigone. Why is it in the news now?

every true whaleman sleeps with his harpoon

I keep this on my door at work as a reminder of what successful lawyering looks like.