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Sewers stink. They're gross and they're always full of shit. Yep,truly the scum of the fibre arts world.
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sewers stink. They're gross and they're always full of shit. Yep,truly the scum of the fibre arts world.
Van Halen's butler: Here's your guitar, Mr. Halen
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Van Halen's butler: Here's your guitar, Mr. Halen
Me: what are you having for dinner?
My cat: Merrick backcountry grain-free real whitefish recipe cuts protein-rich morsels in gravy
My cat: Merrick backcountry grain-free real whitefish recipe cuts protein-rich morsels in gravy
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me: what are you having for dinner?
My cat: Merrick backcountry grain-free real whitefish recipe cuts protein-rich morsels in gravy
My cat: Merrick backcountry grain-free real whitefish recipe cuts protein-rich morsels in gravy
Starting to regret that I didn't renew my passport during the Biden administration
February 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Starting to regret that I didn't renew my passport during the Biden administration
Androgyny: the vagyny of a man
January 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Androgyny: the vagyny of a man
If you think I'm ever going to make a grammatical mistake, I'll tell you right now: I amn't
January 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you think I'm ever going to make a grammatical mistake, I'll tell you right now: I amn't
Speaking truth to power
November 27, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Speaking truth to power
I like to lip synch, i.e., move my upper and lower lips in tandem such that they meet in the middle, making the sound "mm"
November 19, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I like to lip synch, i.e., move my upper and lower lips in tandem such that they meet in the middle, making the sound "mm"
Going on strike? Or striking on go (i.e. picking up $200 upon passing "go" while playing monopoly)?
November 18, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Going on strike? Or striking on go (i.e. picking up $200 upon passing "go" while playing monopoly)?
Hungry prospector viewing a rich vein of gold: I'm gonna eat so much bonanas... and za!
November 18, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Hungry prospector viewing a rich vein of gold: I'm gonna eat so much bonanas... and za!
Ingredients: Peanuts, salt.
Contains: Peanuts.
Also contains: Salt.
Has as a component: Salt.
Is composed of: Salt, Peanuts.
Contains: Peanuts.
Also contains: Salt.
Has as a component: Salt.
Is composed of: Salt, Peanuts.
November 11, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Ingredients: Peanuts, salt.
Contains: Peanuts.
Also contains: Salt.
Has as a component: Salt.
Is composed of: Salt, Peanuts.
Contains: Peanuts.
Also contains: Salt.
Has as a component: Salt.
Is composed of: Salt, Peanuts.
6 year old: twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are
Me: you literally just said what it is. it's a fricken star
Me: you literally just said what it is. it's a fricken star
November 11, 2024 at 4:42 AM
6 year old: twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are
Me: you literally just said what it is. it's a fricken star
Me: you literally just said what it is. it's a fricken star
Men are from Mars, women are from Mr. Goodbar
October 21, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Men are from Mars, women are from Mr. Goodbar
Jus think, we could have had president barney sanders
September 11, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Jus think, we could have had president barney sanders
When the NYT publishes an outrageous op-ed, the best thing you can do to get back at them is share it widely and talk about it all day. They hate that!
July 21, 2024 at 4:53 PM
When the NYT publishes an outrageous op-ed, the best thing you can do to get back at them is share it widely and talk about it all day. They hate that!
If this is the petit Larousse, I'd hate to see the grand Larousse!
June 28, 2024 at 7:21 AM
If this is the petit Larousse, I'd hate to see the grand Larousse!
Jimmy can crack as much corn as he wants, I don't give a shit
May 21, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Jimmy can crack as much corn as he wants, I don't give a shit
TIL: AI data centres are made partially out of chips
2020: Microsoft sets goal to be carbon negative by end of the decade.
2023: Microsoft's emissions are 30% higher than in 2020.
Main cause? The relentless push to meet AI demand, which requires new data centers built out of carbon-intensive steel, cement, chips.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
2023: Microsoft's emissions are 30% higher than in 2020.
Main cause? The relentless push to meet AI demand, which requires new data centers built out of carbon-intensive steel, cement, chips.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
May 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
TIL: AI data centres are made partially out of chips
Hi I'm movie star Matt Darnon
April 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Hi I'm movie star Matt Darnon
It's hard to pass up a free meat slicer, for some reason
April 21, 2024 at 2:49 AM
It's hard to pass up a free meat slicer, for some reason
It's been about 25 years and I still have no idea how to pronounce "Saucony"
April 18, 2024 at 4:16 PM
It's been about 25 years and I still have no idea how to pronounce "Saucony"
Been revisiting that classic Marky Mark album, "Marky Moon." Doesn't sound like his other stuff!
April 13, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Been revisiting that classic Marky Mark album, "Marky Moon." Doesn't sound like his other stuff!
I'm neuroconvergent. All my nerves converge on a single location: my brain
January 29, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I'm neuroconvergent. All my nerves converge on a single location: my brain
Scrolling through Instagram like, "nobody gives shit about your train gap... Oh look, another backflip into corbet's couloir... Wow, lookit big boy kayaking down a waterfall out of a glacier 🙄"
January 1, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Scrolling through Instagram like, "nobody gives shit about your train gap... Oh look, another backflip into corbet's couloir... Wow, lookit big boy kayaking down a waterfall out of a glacier 🙄"
From George Meyer's zine Army Man
December 18, 2023 at 1:45 AM
From George Meyer's zine Army Man