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Calvin and Hobbes strip. Calvin says, "this new issue of chewing magazine tells how to set up a mandibular fitness regime! Basically, they recommend interval training: chewing one piece of gum with lots of reps, followed by chewing five pieces of gum at once, so you really work your masseter and buccinator muscles. It's a great workout, but you build strength AND endurance, so you can come through in a clincher." Hobbes says, "I'm sure the glory makes it all worthwhile." Calvin replies, "plus, you develop that 'chewer's jaw' that drives the girls wild.
February 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Speaking truth to power
A screenshot of a post by nyt reporter Jeremy Peters, doctored to read, "to get on the wrong side of nachos is often to endure their unsparing sog."
November 27, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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If this is the petit Larousse, I'd hate to see the grand Larousse!
Shows a book called le petit Larousse on a bookshelf, and the book is about four inches thick
June 28, 2024 at 7:21 AM
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From George Meyer's zine Army Man
A man who appears to be hawking dolls says, "dolls! I've got dolls here! Pretty little dollies! Hey dolls here! Dolls dolls dolls!" A guy walking past asks "how's business?" And the doll guy responds, "Business?!"
December 18, 2023 at 1:45 AM