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Ted Newman
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A dude with no plan.
Naked bootleg with Nix there and this one is over
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I thought we are focusing on Hegemony in the Americas now
Trump promises retaliation after two US Army soldiers and a civilian translator are killed in Syria attack
Two US Army soldiers and a civilian translator killed in Syria ambush
www.independent.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I vow to run for city council on a single issue: Fixing these fucked up light cycles downtown.
From MLK to the water just a hash of bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Maybe we can unload Doeren on Michigan
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The anti-woke font is Courier. Duh
At least while we are screwing over our allies around the world we will be doing it in an anti-woke font.
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
wut?
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reposted by Ted Newman
Notre Dame decided not to be in any bowl games because if they were to accept to be in the pop tarts bowl and won they would have to eat the body of a pop tart

Being a Catholic school the only body they can eat is the body of Christ

So if they were to eat the pop tart they would be damned to hell
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Dude had a clean shot at Mahomes in the open field and yipped it. Huh
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Bonus: We got to see the coach show his ass like a toddler and turn down the bowl invite. Fuck those players who have busted ass since January for him!
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I know what all those words mean, just not in that order
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump officially broke the Democrat Party today. Buckle up
The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)

They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.

The Senate Democrats!
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Nancy Pelosi, a California Democratic representative and the first woman to serve as speaker, announced she will retire from Congress, two years after stepping down from House leadership.
Nancy Pelosi, a force on Capitol Hill for decades, to retire from Congress
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I would’ve told anyone in earshot to take Ga Tech and whatever points tonight. This is part of why I do not gamble
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
So a proxy war with Russia in South America AND a holy war in Africa? 2026 gonna hurt
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Cristobal shitting the bed in November? Pikachu shocked face
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Another proxy war with Russia on deck
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
pocket billiards
Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
September 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Claw Dawgs sounds like a group of dudes in their 30s who spend Saturdays in a garage pounding White Claws and watching the sportsball while hiding from their families
September 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Same with Daily Tar Heel alums
It's sad that the culture of SNL sucks in even the talented people that worked there and they come out the other side just wanting to talk about SNL with their SNL friends, maybe the least interesting subject I can imaging
September 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
July 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Man, remember when Julio had a monster set at the HR derby a couple years ago? Then his production dropped off sharply in the second half because it turned out he sprained his wrist in said derby? Surely that won’t happen again to the Mariners
July 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
THEY PROVIDE THE SERVICE WE PAY FOR THE ONUS ON THEM TO PROVIDE ENOUGH
June 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Same could be said for Greatest American Hero
I never watched "Perfect Strangers" but from what little I've seen of it I feel like the theme song oversells how inspirational is
June 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hear me out: JJJ would look perfect in purple & gold, running the pick and roll with Luka
The Grizzlies could look to increase their cap space to around $13 million.

That would increase Jaren Jackson Jr.’s $23.4 million salary to $36.45 million.

That increased by 140% gets him to his $51 million maximum salary for 2026-27.

Grizzlies current cap space: $4.5 million.
The renegotiation and extension possibility for Jaren Jackson Jr. is impacted by this trade.

It decreased the Grizzlies cap space from $6.9 million to $4.5 million, lowering the overall value of a renegotiation.

They could create more through trades, but certainly a situation worth monitoring.
June 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Did NOT need End of the Road playing in the grocery store this morning. Ugly crying in produce
May 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM