sprite17.bsky.social
@sprite17.bsky.social
From Pacific to Atlantic, the billionaires must panick
July 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...
theonion.com
May 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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it’s official, #JDVanceKilledThePope
April 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The pope died of evil overdose
April 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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our grandkids are going to be reading the jungle and getting nostalgic for a time when canned food was only 40% rat shit by volume

lol j/k our grandkids aren't going to be able to read
April 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Concrete is just enslaved rock
March 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Happy economic LARP day, this'll show them! Can't wait for everything to be fixed tomorrow
March 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don't have pronouns i have amateurnouns, I haven't entered pro league yet
February 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The American mind cannot comprehend this
Canada has never been more united
February 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Environmental activisim without class struggle is just gardening with extra steps
February 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Dear God, thank you for gambling. It's fun.
January 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If you don't deliver for USPS, is your car femail?
January 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It's Food rectal reconstruction month I hear
January 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Trump needs more copies of the Logan act, his toilet paper is getting low
January 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If this country cared about anything, the death penalty would constitute cruel and unusual punishment
January 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Stealing purses to feed my lootbox addiction
January 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM