Phil Heilman
@sportsheilman.bsky.social
Stats for SWHL, bootleg DJ, Canada Post employee, radio/tv personality, gamer. Posts are my own.
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I hope he vows to strike again www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I hope he vows to strike again www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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HELEN LEFT A WATER RING ON MY COASTER
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
HELEN LEFT A WATER RING ON MY COASTER
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I’m concerned what are they plotting
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m concerned what are they plotting
Me looking at the donkey in the pasture
It really is a huge ass
October 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Me looking at the donkey in the pasture
September 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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just remembered there was a twisted metal tv show. why the fuck was there a twisted metal tv show? oh well. whatever
August 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just remembered there was a twisted metal tv show. why the fuck was there a twisted metal tv show? oh well. whatever
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dying laughing at the image of four women tending to Shaq like he's a Gundam in the maintenance bay
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"I Got 4 White Girlfriends": Shaquille O’Neal Gets Real On His Polyamorous Relationship
Shaquille O’Neal jokes about “four white girls” and why marriage still scares him senseless.
www.yahoo.com
August 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
dying laughing at the image of four women tending to Shaq like he's a Gundam in the maintenance bay
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
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Lee Corso the greatest to ever do it
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Lee Corso the greatest to ever do it
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If you have the choice between building a fence or getting into a fight with a professional boxer you might want to choose option two
I built my own fence last year. Bought all the materials, lugged all the wood, dug all the holes, mixed all the concrete, set 35 posts. Ended up aggravating a hip injury and tearing my labrum twice. It’s my proudest accomplishment.
March 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If you have the choice between building a fence or getting into a fight with a professional boxer you might want to choose option two
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I BOUGHT A NEW INK CARTRIDGE FOR MY PRINTER TODAY!
February 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I BOUGHT A NEW INK CARTRIDGE FOR MY PRINTER TODAY!
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February 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Honestly, it hurt so bad I just let out a long Ric Flair woooooo
Did you just yell “fuck” once for a really long time, or are you a “string of expletives” guy?
January 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Honestly, it hurt so bad I just let out a long Ric Flair woooooo
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it would be a hilarious prank to pull up to a mcdonald's drive-thru after it was closed and order a big mac. they wouldn't even be able to answer you since nobody would be there. suckers
January 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
it would be a hilarious prank to pull up to a mcdonald's drive-thru after it was closed and order a big mac. they wouldn't even be able to answer you since nobody would be there. suckers
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here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think
January 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think
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on my way to the store
January 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
on my way to the store
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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Hey guess what Schefter just said
prime time
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NEWS: Mike McCarthy won’t return as the Dallas Cowboys’ coach in 2025.
The team will move in a new direction after five seasons with McCarthy at the helm.
More details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/600...
The team will move in a new direction after five seasons with McCarthy at the helm.
More details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/600...
January 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hey guess what Schefter just said
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Honestly I could have played that sax anthem my guy was stuck in first gear
January 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Honestly I could have played that sax anthem my guy was stuck in first gear
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RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
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Just finished Muppet Christmas Carol and the funniest running gag is omniscient narrator Gonzo and sidekick Russo having to break or sneak into every house in the story
December 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Just finished Muppet Christmas Carol and the funniest running gag is omniscient narrator Gonzo and sidekick Russo having to break or sneak into every house in the story
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“PACKAGES EVERYWHERE”
December 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
“PACKAGES EVERYWHERE”
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7am in South Bend. cars already lined up waiting to get on campus. a light snowfall.
Happy CFP Friday to all who observe.
Happy CFP Friday to all who observe.
December 20, 2024 at 1:21 PM
7am in South Bend. cars already lined up waiting to get on campus. a light snowfall.
Happy CFP Friday to all who observe.
Happy CFP Friday to all who observe.