*guy at Rian Johnson's favourite bakery about to give an incredible idea* bake up bread man
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
*guy at Rian Johnson's favourite bakery about to give an incredible idea* bake up bread man
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Prince of Egypt (1998) v. Ten Commandments (1956) v. Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014)
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Prince of Egypt (1998) v. Ten Commandments (1956) v. Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014)
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velma: jinkies, the coolsville ripper has struck again. this makes victim number 7!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
velma: jinkies, the coolsville ripper has struck again. this makes victim number 7!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
shaggy: like, why does he masturbate over the corpses?
fred: because he's one sick fuck, that's why. scooby, no! that's DNA evidence!
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Had to explain Ea-Nasir to my therapist
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Had to explain Ea-Nasir to my therapist
He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
December 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
I've never ovulated but I am watching Faramir tiktok edits while eating my favourite ice cream which is ninety nine percent of the way there
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I've never ovulated but I am watching Faramir tiktok edits while eating my favourite ice cream which is ninety nine percent of the way there
She Davy on my Crockett until I remember the Alamo
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
She Davy on my Crockett until I remember the Alamo
I'm back on my bird shit
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'm back on my bird shit
I'm watching the new York times just in case they try to create new five letter words so that wordle doesn't run out
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm watching the new York times just in case they try to create new five letter words so that wordle doesn't run out
My new favourite media is a yearning lesbian drama with science fiction bits in between the good parts (silo, for all mankind)
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My new favourite media is a yearning lesbian drama with science fiction bits in between the good parts (silo, for all mankind)
Million dollar idea: candle that smells good when burnt
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Million dollar idea: candle that smells good when burnt
Realizing in the year of our Lord 2025 that Wallace Shawn and Andre the giant being in the Princess Bride together was probably a reference to My Dinner with Andre
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Realizing in the year of our Lord 2025 that Wallace Shawn and Andre the giant being in the Princess Bride together was probably a reference to My Dinner with Andre
Me on job applications: I'm a normal CISGENDER MAN who listened to Boy Genius the REGULAR AMOUNT
November 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me on job applications: I'm a normal CISGENDER MAN who listened to Boy Genius the REGULAR AMOUNT
If you aren't occasionally kicked out of your account for suspected bot behaviors your posts aren't shitty enough
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If you aren't occasionally kicked out of your account for suspected bot behaviors your posts aren't shitty enough
Going back to hers to CBC gem and chill
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Going back to hers to CBC gem and chill
Anno 9000bce
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Anno 9000bce
You think Cheney groked 67 before he went
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
You think Cheney groked 67 before he went
My mental health improved a solid ten percent whenever I crack open a fat history book
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My mental health improved a solid ten percent whenever I crack open a fat history book
I feel the Christmas spirit seeping in
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I feel the Christmas spirit seeping in
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
Winning bake off by making communion wafers three times a week
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Winning bake off by making communion wafers three times a week
Watching Silo and shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I'm not John Diefenbaker
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Watching Silo and shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I'm not John Diefenbaker
Siri: where did you learn your strange way of story telling
Hoid:
Hoid:
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Siri: where did you learn your strange way of story telling
Hoid:
Hoid:
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Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?