Spooky Susan 🎈
@spookysusan.bsky.social
North coast corporate goth. ACAB She/her
Horror writer for Pokémon
What job are you extremely unlikely to ever get that you think you would kick ass at?
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.
July 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Horror writer for Pokémon
I wish I had one of those IKEA sharks
July 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I wish I had one of those IKEA sharks
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illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
I know the new Sabrina album isn’t centering men too much or whatever bc she’s releasing it on **MY** birthday
June 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I know the new Sabrina album isn’t centering men too much or whatever bc she’s releasing it on **MY** birthday
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I used to know people's phone numbers and how to get places. If I ever lose my phone I can call 911 or my wife and that's literally it
I can't believe people think that using LLMs to write isn't destroying their critical thinking abilities. I'm like 5% dumber just because of spellcheck.
June 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I used to know people's phone numbers and how to get places. If I ever lose my phone I can call 911 or my wife and that's literally it
About to be so popular in the book club discord ((we just read Walking Practice))
I know I should take this seriously but this ICE tweet genuinely made me laugh.
May 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
About to be so popular in the book club discord ((we just read Walking Practice))
I am being so serious- I think there should be a law requiring companies that use a robo/ AI answering services to connect you to a live person when you ask
May 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am being so serious- I think there should be a law requiring companies that use a robo/ AI answering services to connect you to a live person when you ask
At the park and someone is playing Waka Waka. Happiness
May 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
At the park and someone is playing Waka Waka. Happiness
JUST GOT A TICKET FOR CHUCK TINGLE TOUR LETS GOOOOO HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!
May 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
JUST GOT A TICKET FOR CHUCK TINGLE TOUR LETS GOOOOO HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!
At the Library of Alexandria our tour guide was holding her phone and we could all see her phone background. It was an AI photo of Jesus hugging her. The Library of Alexandria. It’s my new Roman Empire. Poetic. Ironic. Comedic. Tragic.
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
At the Library of Alexandria our tour guide was holding her phone and we could all see her phone background. It was an AI photo of Jesus hugging her. The Library of Alexandria. It’s my new Roman Empire. Poetic. Ironic. Comedic. Tragic.
Scrolling tik tok for the first time since the pope died and so mad at myself for not watching conclave yet
April 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Scrolling tik tok for the first time since the pope died and so mad at myself for not watching conclave yet
THE CLEVELAND QUEEN WOND LETS FUCKING GOOO
April 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
THE CLEVELAND QUEEN WOND LETS FUCKING GOOO
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The idea that prison conditions needed to be harsh to punish crime was always a sick fantasy that eroded our collective rights. Now that due process is *officially* being abandoned, it’s another demonstration that all those supposedly far-left radical ideas were common sense and necessary.
April 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The idea that prison conditions needed to be harsh to punish crime was always a sick fantasy that eroded our collective rights. Now that due process is *officially* being abandoned, it’s another demonstration that all those supposedly far-left radical ideas were common sense and necessary.
I don’t dress for the male gaze. I dress for the Trader Joe’s cashier gaze
March 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don’t dress for the male gaze. I dress for the Trader Joe’s cashier gaze
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My trans friends are some of the best and coolest people I know. Hating them? Lame shit for losers. Obsessed with someone else's gender? Can you imagine a more sad loser behavior?
March 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My trans friends are some of the best and coolest people I know. Hating them? Lame shit for losers. Obsessed with someone else's gender? Can you imagine a more sad loser behavior?
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I am not saying anything at all, I am simply pointing out that hypothetically if you were a Tesla dealer who suddenly has a bunch of shitty nazi cars no one wants, one plan might be to pretend that protestors burned them all so you could collect on the insurance. hypothetically
WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating
March 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am not saying anything at all, I am simply pointing out that hypothetically if you were a Tesla dealer who suddenly has a bunch of shitty nazi cars no one wants, one plan might be to pretend that protestors burned them all so you could collect on the insurance. hypothetically
Single friend-ed too close to the sun and will be in Egypt during my friends baby shower 😭😭
March 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Single friend-ed too close to the sun and will be in Egypt during my friends baby shower 😭😭
Elon makes a lot more sense, and is a lot more enraging, when you understand him through the lens of “terrible father”
being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out
March 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Elon makes a lot more sense, and is a lot more enraging, when you understand him through the lens of “terrible father”
Stuck in my head this morning, like an annoying song- does Bruno Mars is gay?
March 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Stuck in my head this morning, like an annoying song- does Bruno Mars is gay?
72 and sunny in Cleveland… new Chappell… Mercury retrograde cannot touch me
March 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
72 and sunny in Cleveland… new Chappell… Mercury retrograde cannot touch me
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Hell.
Sen. Tillis says Dr. Oz should refer to Who Moved My Cheese, as he embarks on overseeing the maze of CMS
March 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hell.
I know a self cleaning litter box hate to see me and my bonus comin
March 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I know a self cleaning litter box hate to see me and my bonus comin
Younger brother got his drivers license, older brother’s going to be on a Netflix comedy special, life is so fucking crazy
March 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Younger brother got his drivers license, older brother’s going to be on a Netflix comedy special, life is so fucking crazy
The worst person you know loves Emilia Pérez [my bestie’s biological father]
March 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The worst person you know loves Emilia Pérez [my bestie’s biological father]