(not vegetarianism tho — that’s a different line entirely)

Yet to see an apple car tho. Maybe someday…

One kid turned to another today and said “Remember that car with all the stickers yesterday? That was so cool!”
These kids get it.

(Ran up against the character limit there [Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town])

Also if you don’t know the term mondegreen, enjoy learning that there is a word for that thing! And that the word itself is an example! Language is fun ✨

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4. I once thought that this was the real lyric then learned otherwise BUT I like my version better (“But while there’s hope, while I still grieve, I will believe” [I Will Believe, from Anna and the Apocalypse], “My world is beginning to change” [My World Is Beginning Today from Santa Claus ICTT])

3. I do know the real lyric but I know about a very funny mondegreen from a friend so I sing that instead (“It’s Friday night on a Saturday” [Piano Man by Billy Joel], “Summer heat, born in the wheat” [Summer Nights from Grease])

2. I don’t know the real lyric & I don’t think my version is right, but it scans well enough so whatever (“He’s Craig of the creek, he’s gonna sit doooown” [Craig of the Creek theme])

I mean collecting recycling for money I understand; it’s the speed that has me baffled. That and the timing — not many cans at the curb rn.