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spookyschaffer.bsky.social
@spookyschaffer.bsky.social
Writer.
Words are far more interesting than I could ever be.
I'm so excited for all the leopard face eating.
I hope they eat each other alive.
June 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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Don’t take the Game Awards too seriously. The whole thing is a front for Geoff to get us in one place so he can siphon our energy and live another year.
November 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Switching to BlueSky has at least shown me that I should definitely make a substack account lmao.
November 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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not now, kitten. mommy’s doomed by the narrative
October 17, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I'm reposting this because of the typo that was in the version of this tweet lol here's a piece of my work! I'm going to try to find an easy place to host all of my futures together, but for now I hope a google doc is okay.
Hope you enjoy!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Tapping Tom published draft
My older brother openly terrorized me when we were kids. He knew how much of a scaredy cat I was, and would take every chance he got to add another monster to my closet. In a weird way, I feel like he...
docs.google.com
November 17, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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bluesky is absolutely the place to be
November 14, 2024 at 7:13 PM
The first post is supposed to be something memorable, isn't it?
November 16, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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Public library attacks are coming to your local library. Get a card & use it, or you might just lose it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:41 AM