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Max ElLeon
@spooky-leo.bsky.social
Professional Dumbass
Ngl yall the egg been crackin on me a lil bit lately the disphoria of not being born in a tiny lil twinky boy body rlly been HITTIN lately the urge to do gayboy shit w gayboys rlly been FUCKIN W ME LATELY
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Smol dump of the K-Pop Demon Hunters fanart I've done this past week. My roommate and I have watched it 3 times in as many weeks, and both have the soundtrack constantly on repeat. Houston, we may have a problem 😅😭
July 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You ever have someone say some dumb ass shit and like they're not even necessarily TRYING to be an ass but it comes off really fucking asshole-ish and just absolutely destroys ur vibe n now ur just pissy and annoyed or am I just PMSing that hard rn
June 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When u actually make something rlly pretty 😭😭💚 maybe I just love green
May 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Adventures at work: the resident fascist pissed me off so bad I punched a wall repeatedly and now my hand is bruised. My only regret is that the wall suffered and not his face. Hoping he's finally fired.
May 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by Max ElLeon
The good part of AI is that the only thing a writer can do to combat it is to become more human. Make your writing weirder, hornier, more violent, absurd, poetic, difficult, political, jagged, dreamlike, ironic, surreal, alive. You don't have any choice but to plumb the depths.
May 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
In case it isn't obvious this is where I scream into the void with full expectancy that I won't be heard, or will only be heard by those about as insane as I am, so I come with yet more things I need to talk thru w myself for the purpose of making wise decisions
May 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Digitized one of my favorite drawings
May 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yall tell me I'm dumb and overthinking pls
May 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Someone tagged the parking garage at my job and the only semi-coherent one is literally my gamertag but spelled wrong clearly it's a sign. Idk of what but. It's a sign.
April 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sometimes the best part of ur day is just that yr bar manager doesn't make u pay for the redbulls u took and then I get to go home and get drink as shit and like. Thats valid baby
April 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
BRO WHY MY JOB ALWAYS GOT THE WEIRDEST FUCKIN DRAMA OMG
March 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
How many times do I have to be called, emailed, and sent letter about a medical bill that's BEEN FUCKING FORGIVEN ALREADY before I can fucking sue for harassment. Asking for me.
February 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Rental car got scratched over a month ago, finally got contacted by damage recovery unit demanding repair cost reimbursement to the tune of $1,085.10. Obviously asked for clarification and itemized receipts for this- 🧵
February 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Manager yesterday: if u get busy bring concessions over to help
Me today: brings over concessions to help bc it's busy
Diff. Manager today: u should have asked prep to help
Prep (when I ask for help): no :)
February 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Tired of being annoyed every fucking day. Tired of feeling like no one knows how to fucking *listen* to fucking anything. Tired of being rushed all the time. Tired of always having to do everything my damn self.
February 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Am fwozing
February 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Finally some good news!!!
February 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Made chicken and dumpling soup for the first time tonight 🤤🤤 might have to permanently add it to the roster of dinner foods
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by Max ElLeon
Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Today is the dayyy!!! 💚
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Off work soon, then get to finish up the final party preparations! So excited!!
February 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Reposted by Max ElLeon
Nat 20 mufugguh. You come for mine, i come for you.
February 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I did so many things today. Finally almost ready for party time tho!
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My twippy dippys ft. Drunk selfies n my roommate lol
February 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM