Dat Old Goat
@datoldgoat.bsky.social
An old Goat. Occasionally: An Actor, A Writer, A Knight, An Uncle, A High Priest, Sober....
Glad I didnt trust that fart.
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Glad I didnt trust that fart.
Sandra (a lil bit tipsy): "........you know, starry night by Vincent...uh Price."
Me: "Oh, now I wanna see that."
Sandra: "wha. Why- I meant van Gough."
Me: "Nope, its canon now."
Me: "Oh, now I wanna see that."
Sandra: "wha. Why- I meant van Gough."
Me: "Nope, its canon now."
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sandra (a lil bit tipsy): "........you know, starry night by Vincent...uh Price."
Me: "Oh, now I wanna see that."
Sandra: "wha. Why- I meant van Gough."
Me: "Nope, its canon now."
Me: "Oh, now I wanna see that."
Sandra: "wha. Why- I meant van Gough."
Me: "Nope, its canon now."
Tiddybats.
That is all
That is all
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Tiddybats.
That is all
That is all
Check on your barbarian friends. We are not okay right now
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Check on your barbarian friends. We are not okay right now
(Continues) Fuck it, we'll do it ourselves. Disclosure: Pep Boys, and Fred Haas toyota, yall were great. 5 stars. National North Towing: I hope Gozer makes you eat your own junk. Mr. Rogers is disappointed in you.
September 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
(Continues) Fuck it, we'll do it ourselves. Disclosure: Pep Boys, and Fred Haas toyota, yall were great. 5 stars. National North Towing: I hope Gozer makes you eat your own junk. Mr. Rogers is disappointed in you.
(Continues) Call tow company, supervisors hems and haws. Driver hangs up. Toyota calls, hey, why do we have your car? GOOD FUCKIN QUESTION ANTHONY FROM NATIONAL NORTH TOWING?! Go take the car to the right goddamn place. Anthony: Disconnect. (+5 Renegade) Supervisor: Disconnect (+5 Renegade)
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
(Continues) Call tow company, supervisors hems and haws. Driver hangs up. Toyota calls, hey, why do we have your car? GOOD FUCKIN QUESTION ANTHONY FROM NATIONAL NORTH TOWING?! Go take the car to the right goddamn place. Anthony: Disconnect. (+5 Renegade) Supervisor: Disconnect (+5 Renegade)
National North Towing in Spring, Tx..... Youre lucky we dont file a police report. Moms car on the fritz, pep boys sends a contracted tow truck. Tow truck does not take it to pep boys, but instead to the toyota dealership next door. For 3 hours we have no idea where the car is.....
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
National North Towing in Spring, Tx..... Youre lucky we dont file a police report. Moms car on the fritz, pep boys sends a contracted tow truck. Tow truck does not take it to pep boys, but instead to the toyota dealership next door. For 3 hours we have no idea where the car is.....
Any of yall been raptured yet?
September 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Any of yall been raptured yet?
*angry goblin noises*
September 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*angry goblin noises*
40 plus years of irrational hatred for salads ends with the revelation that I just dont like iceberg lettuce. Case in point: the Arugala, Spinach, Kale, and Mustard Green salad I made disappeared in minutes. Went back for seconds. Moms more traditional lettuce based Salad yesterday: licked a leaf.
September 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
40 plus years of irrational hatred for salads ends with the revelation that I just dont like iceberg lettuce. Case in point: the Arugala, Spinach, Kale, and Mustard Green salad I made disappeared in minutes. Went back for seconds. Moms more traditional lettuce based Salad yesterday: licked a leaf.
3 month old AC went out last night. Woo fucking hoo.
September 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
3 month old AC went out last night. Woo fucking hoo.
Mistakes were made yesterday.
Woke up, sore as hell. Rawdog it til 11.
Take Flexuril.
Promptly forgot i took Flexuril
Took another Flexuril
Distracted by dog.
Forgot i took both flexuril.
Made a Goat-strength cocktail.
Sat down.
Entered 12th dimension
Stirred beans
Realized my mistake.
Woke up, sore as hell. Rawdog it til 11.
Take Flexuril.
Promptly forgot i took Flexuril
Took another Flexuril
Distracted by dog.
Forgot i took both flexuril.
Made a Goat-strength cocktail.
Sat down.
Entered 12th dimension
Stirred beans
Realized my mistake.
September 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Mistakes were made yesterday.
Woke up, sore as hell. Rawdog it til 11.
Take Flexuril.
Promptly forgot i took Flexuril
Took another Flexuril
Distracted by dog.
Forgot i took both flexuril.
Made a Goat-strength cocktail.
Sat down.
Entered 12th dimension
Stirred beans
Realized my mistake.
Woke up, sore as hell. Rawdog it til 11.
Take Flexuril.
Promptly forgot i took Flexuril
Took another Flexuril
Distracted by dog.
Forgot i took both flexuril.
Made a Goat-strength cocktail.
Sat down.
Entered 12th dimension
Stirred beans
Realized my mistake.
Finally, FINALLY have a day to make beans and sausage. Been waiting 3 weeks
September 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Finally, FINALLY have a day to make beans and sausage. Been waiting 3 weeks
Alright, which one of you Swifties did it?
September 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Alright, which one of you Swifties did it?
Its not green. Im disappointed
September 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Its not green. Im disappointed
Ha! Eat a bag of dicks Dan Patrick.
September 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ha! Eat a bag of dicks Dan Patrick.
Ahhhhj sweet sweet Endorphins
September 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ahhhhj sweet sweet Endorphins
Game night fell through.....again...
So @jessesers.bsky.social and i (after she gets done twerkin) are gonna go to my place, sit under a misty tree and burn some meat.... weather permitting. Tomorrow.... the fam
So @jessesers.bsky.social and i (after she gets done twerkin) are gonna go to my place, sit under a misty tree and burn some meat.... weather permitting. Tomorrow.... the fam
August 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Game night fell through.....again...
So @jessesers.bsky.social and i (after she gets done twerkin) are gonna go to my place, sit under a misty tree and burn some meat.... weather permitting. Tomorrow.... the fam
So @jessesers.bsky.social and i (after she gets done twerkin) are gonna go to my place, sit under a misty tree and burn some meat.... weather permitting. Tomorrow.... the fam
I love dealing with credit card fraud at 630 am
August 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I love dealing with credit card fraud at 630 am
Definitely got some kinda crud. Not puking but food definitely aint sticking around very long. Since sunday. I blame tge fact that Jonny wanted to go to Las fuckin Fuentes for lunch instead of anywhere else. Hellooo Ensure. At least youre cooperating. Hey Hot Nurse SiL, lil help
August 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Definitely got some kinda crud. Not puking but food definitely aint sticking around very long. Since sunday. I blame tge fact that Jonny wanted to go to Las fuckin Fuentes for lunch instead of anywhere else. Hellooo Ensure. At least youre cooperating. Hey Hot Nurse SiL, lil help
The blahs are real fuckin real this week
August 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The blahs are real fuckin real this week
Checked into my camp at TRF, marvelled at the lovely green meadow that was the arena. Hung with the path fighters (all 9 of them) lunched with the boys then home to grill.. I had a good day. Mom. Sandra, and @jessesers.bsky.social being sick off their asses all day. Now, lounging in thr porch mist..
August 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Checked into my camp at TRF, marvelled at the lovely green meadow that was the arena. Hung with the path fighters (all 9 of them) lunched with the boys then home to grill.. I had a good day. Mom. Sandra, and @jessesers.bsky.social being sick off their asses all day. Now, lounging in thr porch mist..
Sometimes, I just wanna headbutt the world, then my friend Courtney sends me a video of the Night Sky on Mars. I dont wanna headbutt the world anymore, just republicans. Hey, @bookwitch-saenz.bsky.social tell her shes got a nice butt....
Then tell yourself.
Then tell yourself.
August 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sometimes, I just wanna headbutt the world, then my friend Courtney sends me a video of the Night Sky on Mars. I dont wanna headbutt the world anymore, just republicans. Hey, @bookwitch-saenz.bsky.social tell her shes got a nice butt....
Then tell yourself.
Then tell yourself.
In case you were wondering, yes there is drama in the armored combat community
August 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
In case you were wondering, yes there is drama in the armored combat community
Tales of the Shire... Tolkien nerds... @geowiz.bsky.social lookin at you (cause I already told @jessesers.bsky.social and @spooky-leo.bsky.social ) get it, buy it, be charmed into oblivion by it.
August 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tales of the Shire... Tolkien nerds... @geowiz.bsky.social lookin at you (cause I already told @jessesers.bsky.social and @spooky-leo.bsky.social ) get it, buy it, be charmed into oblivion by it.