Spongesonic
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Spongesonic
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She/They Transfem Autistic
After learning E33 used AI in its development, I'm now convinced they didn't deserve to win SHIT at the Game Awards.
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Metroid Prime 4 is pretty good. How does it compare to the rest of the series? Well, I think it's *probably* the weakest of the Prime games (may need a few replays to decide on that), but the games in the original trilogy all take up my top 3 favorites of the series so those are high standards.
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This is why you don't listen to the grifters.
“Metroid Prime 4 is getting universally hated”
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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“Metroid Prime 4 is getting universally hated”
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I will take Myles MacKenzie over Adam Malkovich any day.

Come at me.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
CHOO CHOO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When Phoenix Wright is cross-examining you and he asks you to add what you just said to your testimony:
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Your yearly reminder that Last Christmas is the worst fucking Christmas song ever made.
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Oh no the tank is dying

*frantically targets tank*

*remembers I'm playing Viper*

Oh wait that's not my job :D
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
A.I. Bros: "A.I. is the future!"

A.I.:
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
So, hot take
The Final Fantasy 13 trilogy has WAY more overly-complicated and contrived lore than Kingdom Hearts ever did
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Summoner in a nutshell:

"Cast bar? What's a cast bar?"
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ya'll ever think about how "Rock-a-bye Baby" is the story of how an infant died horribly after falling to their death?

And who the fuck put a cradle in a treetop? Was this planned? Is it a murder?
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gotta love how IGN showing off one chatty tutorial NPC om Metroid Prime 4 makes everyone forget all the trailers that focused on Samus exploring by herself.

Do ya'll have selective memory or something?
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Samus protect - Metroid Prime 4 Beyond
#MetroidPrime4
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
...penny please tell me you mean the duck
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm still not completely sold on the idea of a console/PC hybrid

But I trust Valve to pull it off way more than I trust Microsoft
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
He was hiding the Epstein files under his tongue the whole time!
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time.
No more hiding behind election terms.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Woody, you literally chose to abandon Bonnie, I don't give a shit what you have to say about her getting an iPad or whatever.
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Okay, Nintendo, why did you leave out the best parts of the Pikmin 4 update in the trailer?
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Do ya'll ever think about how there's an episode of SpongeBob that shows Squidward is susceptible to gambling addiction
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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At this point, fuck Rockstar and fuck GTA VI. No game is worth financially supporting a union busting corporate entity, regardless of quality.
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Look, ya'll know I ain't some anti-Nintendo grifter, but even I have to laugh that their stupid patent got rejected so hard that even the US is thinking about rescinding some of their patents.
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM