I WIN
I WIN
I had pie and mash for lunch and watched TV all afternoon.
It's been glorious
I had pie and mash for lunch and watched TV all afternoon.
It's been glorious
As a 7 year old, I turned my entire nose into a scab by holding on to the back of a milk float as it drove off
I once broke my big toe playing football in the garden, wearing slippers.
I once dislocated my shoulder lifting a kettle to fill a hot water bottle.
As a 7 year old, I turned my entire nose into a scab by holding on to the back of a milk float as it drove off