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cowbeep bopboy
@spockgrrl.bsky.social
Kinda mad, sorta bad, and potentially dangerous to know. Radish evangelist. Occasionally I post about BTS.
"Hi, you're welcome to continue shopping, but I wanted to let you know there is an active shooter in the area and we are closing the store as soon as possible" is definitely the weirdest thing I have had to say to a customer. (I am safe)
August 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
All I can think about is how Tony Soprano would react to the lady on tiktok who was unfairly cast out of a 4th of July party despite making and bringing a gorgeous antipasto salad with tomatoes from her garden and homemade cheese
July 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Don't mind me just hiding in the bathroom at work because I need to find my zen before I interact with more old people
December 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by cowbeep bopboy
You there boy! What discourse is it?
December 23, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Due to weird family travel circumstances, it is just me and my brother for Thanksgiving
So naturally
LOTR marathon
November 28, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Why is Applebee's using "Pony" in a chicken sandwich ad
November 14, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Having a margarita at 9:30 am in the airport as is my god-given right
October 10, 2024 at 1:31 PM
A tiktok commenter described J.Lo as having "Michael Scott energy" and I have to clear my schedule to ponder
March 15, 2024 at 3:17 AM
The career I was born to have
me and several of my friends are going to start a consulting firm but not for business or anything. just for life in general. you send us your startup idea or your kitchen remodel or your outfit and if it sucks we go "ew. no."
March 12, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Curled up in bed with my cat listening to my lil audiobook about many horrible things happening at sea
March 7, 2024 at 4:43 AM
TODAY on Highly Illogical: I love myself and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
A very frank discussion on my mental health, where I am with self love, and why it matters when life sucks anyway. This one's a little dark, but ends on a hopeful note, I think. www.highlyillogical.net/notes/i-love...
March 1, 2024 at 11:36 PM
My one hard and fast media rule is to never, ever watch the live action remake of anything that I feel is beautifully animated.

AND I HAVE NEVER MISSED A SINGLE THING WORTH SEEING
February 23, 2024 at 4:02 PM
If anyone is ever searching for a fun activity, I suggest getting high, making yourself a perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and eating it standing up in the kitchen after midnight. A life-affirming and wholesome diversion
February 20, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Rewatching Doctor Who and I have to get something off my chest

In Angels Take Manhattan, the Statue of Liberty is a really big weeping angel and it's supposed to be scary but all weeping angels do is send you back in time. There is no reason why a big angel would be any scarier than any others.
February 19, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Looking at a picture of my baby nephew:
Awww, he's just a little guy!!
*sobs* he's just a little guy
February 6, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Back on my Cold Case bullshit, starting off with a banger: the Rocky Horror Picture Show episode
December 26, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Sometimes you wander for many years, endure long nights of the soul, and reevaluate every belief you've ever held only to end up, at 33, sitting down with your inner teen and enjoying the fuck out of a fighting anime.
December 18, 2023 at 6:46 AM
I see your tasks and counter: I want to rewatch early seasons of Fargo and take a nap
December 13, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Trying to salvage the vibe after sending an unsolicited ragey podcast to @hepurrn.bsky.social as soon as I gain consciousness
December 13, 2023 at 2:09 PM
If Lane Kim had been born a few years later she would have been the queen of tumblr
December 7, 2023 at 5:39 AM
I love being friends with other deranged fangirls

the DETAILS, the DEPTH of the thoughts that are casually dropped into day to day texts about media we're consuming is staggering at times
December 7, 2023 at 4:36 AM
Just weeping openly at the bake off finale, happy Monday
December 4, 2023 at 6:11 PM
I just opened my coloring app and thought "nah, my heart's not in it"

??????????????
Do I need to have a sincere artistic muse to use Happy Color?
December 1, 2023 at 3:10 AM
I made a really nice pasta dish with the leftover brisket my brother brought home from the BBQ place but I snacked too much while I was cooking to eat more than a few bites 🥲
November 30, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Ah yes, Spotify Wrapped Day, where I look in horror at my own listening habits and share the results with no one
November 30, 2023 at 1:06 AM