This sucks. I could swear they gave out wildcards when they banned Brainstorm and Memory Lapse in Historic a couple years back -- Am I just remembering this wrong or did they change this policy?

did you know that phyrexian negator fucking rules?

i understand and agree with where you are coming from here but we should all be a little more willing to write off the work-stealing, rainforest-exploding, artist-harming apocalypse machine

assassin's creed: everyone's in color coordinated robes and doing parkour

spidey: everyone's in color coordinated spandex and doing parkour

TMNT: everyone's naked except for color coordinated headbands and doing parkour

star trek: everyone's in a color coordinated jumpsuit and doing this face 🤔

The worst thing about being an enfranchised Magic player is how you can't tell what's a joke anymore.

i hate this damn ass shit ass game but i love this game

this question from the survey reeks of some stuffy executive who is holding a grudge against either specific creators or creators in general.

gross behavior.

if you think wizards is your friend, no they aren't.

No Prayer for the Dying is the metal equivalent of "This Could Have Been An E-Mail" but at least we got this sick Magic: The Gathering card out of it

i can't wait to buy a playset of these for a buck a piece instead of making myself sad in the secret lair launch today

fucked up that i wont be able to make this joke anymore next year