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@splinterquinn.bsky.social
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34y/o card game idiot

🏳️‍⚧️ genderfluid
🏳️‍🌈 bi/pan/etc
💔 aro-ish
💀 medium goth
🔞 mdni not because i post anything spicy i just think kids are annoying

not actually a splinter twin enjoyer i just thought the name was fun
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splinterquinn.bsky.social
i know there's a lot of reasons to be all doomer about magic and marvel and lorwyn and shit but there are still a hundred things to love about magic and the the first 99 of them are cube
A 40-card Magic: The Gathering deck laid out on a playmat. All cards are in the old frame. Decklist: 1x Pouncing Jaguar 1x Hidden Gibbons 1x Seal of Strength 1x Emerald Charm 1x Wild Mongrel 1x Aquamoeba 1x Kavu Titan 1x Price of Progress 1x Boomerang 1x Snap 1x Miscalculation 1x Talisman of Curiosity 1x Talisman of Impulse 1x Prodigal Sorcerer 1x Wandering Mind 1x Forbid 1x Wonder 1x Krosan Beast 1x Glen Elendra Archmage 1x Memory Deluge 1x Parallax Tide 1x Arrogant Wurm 1x Mulldrifter 1x Fabled Passage 1x Karplusan Forest 1x Wasteland 1x Terramorphic Expanse 1x Shivan Reef 1x Simic Guildgate 1x Gruul Guildgate 1x Cephalid Colosseum 5x Island 2x Forest 1x Mountain
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
this feels like a stylistic departure but who am i to tell the king what to do
a screenshot of the music streaming app tidal, showing an album supposedly by danish metal legend king diamond. track titles are: SHOT EM DOWN KNOCK SOME HEAD KEEP DISSIN SMOKE SHIT LOW ON THA GROUND ROOMSHAKR the album appears to be misattributed to the metal band instead of the rapper of the same name who actually released it, a fairly common problem on these streaming services
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
#osr
the cover of an Advanced Dungeons & Dragons book, in the old style of a black background an an art piece with a gold border; the author and "AD&D" logo are in red title: The Shattered Circle Authot: Buce R. Cordell art: a male human (genders assumed) with a staff, a male dwarf with a mace and horned helmet, and a female elf with two swords (all with an amount of clothing not unusual for 90s fantasy) look at something off-screen while a lightning bolt strikes the earth
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
The worst thing about being an enfranchised Magic player is how you can't tell what's a joke anymore.
Sonic the Hedgehog {1}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior Haste Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste. Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token. 2/4
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
i love when event streams have this view of the convention hall. there's something special about the feeling you get when you look up from your or your friend's match and realizing you hadn't noticed how empty the hall had gotten over the last 30 minutes or so. the weekend is over.
A screenshot of the "we'll be right back" screen from the Star City Games stream of the M:TG Regional Championships. A bird's eye view of the main event area that was previously packed with people is now barren, with maybe a dozen or so people scattered playing games of Magic. Most of the tables are completely empty.
October 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
No Prayer for the Dying is the metal equivalent of "This Could Have Been An E-Mail" but at least we got this sick Magic: The Gathering card out of it

i can't wait to buy a playset of these for a buck a piece instead of making myself sad in the secret lair launch today
Unearth - B Sorcery Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) Flavor Text: No Prayer for the Dying (1990) Art depicts Eddie the Head bursting from a coffin.
October 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
me right before i go turn one island warp emissary mox opal springleaf drum memnite memnite emry
A screenshot from the film "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs." A cowboy dressed in all white is pointing at someone off-camera. Subtitle reads, "Don't let my white duds and pleasant demeanor fool ya -- I too have been known to violate the statutes of man, and not a few of laws of The Almighty!"
October 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
cube fuckin rules man
A Magic: The Gathering deck laid out on a table, mostly in order of mana value. All cards pictured are in the old frames. Several have Gold Borders. Decklist: 1x Innocent Blood 1x Vendetta 1x Careful Study 1x Seal of Removal 1x Hapless Researcher 1x Gilded Drake 1x Gerrard's Verdict 1x Smother 1x Abeyance 1x Collective Brutality 1x Phyrexian Negator 1x Aura of Silence 1x Intuition 1x Sphinx's Revelation 1x Show and Tell 1x Supreme Verdict 1x Wrath of God 1x Shriekmaw 1x Future Sight 1x Phantom Nishoba 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope 1x Dragonlord Atarka 1x Wurmcoil Engine 1x Verdant Catacombs 1x Marsh Flats 1x Flooded Strand 1x Watery Grave 1x Hallowed Fountain 1x Grand Coliseum 1x Faerie Conclave 1x Reflecting Pool 1x Dromar's Cavern 1x City of Traitors 3x Island 2x Plains 2x Swamp
October 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
was it really necessary to make me feel this fucking old #mtg
a screenshot from the recent Magic: The Gathering survey from WOTC, to a selection that reads, "Modern format (cards from the last 21 years)"
August 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
A screenshot of "Magic The Gathering: Arena", in which the interface for ordering triggered abilities from the card Enduring Curiosity is displayed. Each trigger contains the card's art: A ghostly cat pouncing on some books.
August 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
the brokers in new capenna were originally supposed to be the police of that setting

this was changed due to wotc "looking at the real world and all the associations going on with police"

anyways heres the nypd on a magic card
an image of a magic card in which the art depics the literal new york city police department Selfless Police Captain {1}{W} Creature — Human Detective This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. “Peter always disappears when Spider-Man is around. How very odd.” —Captain George Stacy 1/1
July 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
ahhhh yes the wimp lo gambit
July 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
shoutout to this guy for reminding us all to add "game:paper" to our scryfall searches
an image of the rebalanced version of the Magic card Acererark the Archlich, which is only available digitally in Magic: Arena
May 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
An ms paint drawing of a guy going yeah
May 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
do your worst you scoundrel
results from AnyDice showing the output of rolling four d20: 13, 4, 6, and 16.
April 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
a lil #osr #dungon cave #map with some spider webs. intrepid explorers who climb up the ledge between the southern caverns might find where some thieves stashed away their haul behind some boulders. who knows how many ages have passed since their heist?
A small dungeon map for fantasy games. There are stalagmites or stalactites (the ones that point up) and spider webs and a hidden chamber with a couple treasure chests
February 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
just a lil tomb #dungeon #map #osr

who is buried here? what secret did they keep in the hidden shrine?
a dungeon map for a fantasy role-playing game, depicting a complex with four small tombs, one large tomb, and a secret trap door leading to a hidden shrine
February 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
where does it go? #osr #dnd
a pen sketch of a road leading into a portal, with mountains in the distance
February 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
splinterquinn.bsky.social
world sucks. here's a different one.

who lives in the mushrooms?

#dnd #osr #hexmap #fantasymap
A drawing of a 7x7 hex map. One hex includes mushrooms with doors.
January 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM