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The state of the world and the future of this country is deadass making ancient Jewish apocalyptic literature feel relatable right now.
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The state of the world and the future of this country is deadass making ancient Jewish apocalyptic literature feel relatable right now.
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On our way home from church today my dad told me that he nearly spit out the wine during communion because he suddenly thought about bringing a tiny bowl of guacamole for the bread and biblically speaking I don't think there's technically anything wrong with that.
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
On our way home from church today my dad told me that he nearly spit out the wine during communion because he suddenly thought about bringing a tiny bowl of guacamole for the bread and biblically speaking I don't think there's technically anything wrong with that.
Rumor has it that the plague of darkness is expected to hit the south this sunday.
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Rumor has it that the plague of darkness is expected to hit the south this sunday.
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Art by • Bruno Biazotto
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Art by • Bruno Biazotto
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sunset of the day ft big ominous black cloud
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
sunset of the day ft big ominous black cloud
Phil Collins served as inspiration for the Disney film character "Tarzan," as he grew up in a jungle and was raised by gorillas. Phil has made several references to his adolescence throughout his career, most notably in his hit song "In the Air Tonight."
August 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Phil Collins served as inspiration for the Disney film character "Tarzan," as he grew up in a jungle and was raised by gorillas. Phil has made several references to his adolescence throughout his career, most notably in his hit song "In the Air Tonight."
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Damn.
Is Ozzy doing alright?
July 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Damn.
Just remembered this website exists. Gonna promptly forget again for the next couple months.
July 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Just remembered this website exists. Gonna promptly forget again for the next couple months.
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I've noticed a minor plot hole in the "Mario" series, this "Mario" character is said to be italian but he doesn't appear to be affiliated with organized crime at all. What the hell?
June 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I've noticed a minor plot hole in the "Mario" series, this "Mario" character is said to be italian but he doesn't appear to be affiliated with organized crime at all. What the hell?
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June 3rd 1996 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚 released the GREAT album "Load" #UntilItSleeps #HeroOfTheDay #KingNothing #HeavyMetal
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...
Load debuted and spent four consecutive weeks at number one on the US Billboard 200 chart.
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...
Load debuted and spent four consecutive weeks at number one on the US Billboard 200 chart.
June 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
June 3rd 1996 𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚 released the GREAT album "Load" #UntilItSleeps #HeroOfTheDay #KingNothing #HeavyMetal
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...
Load debuted and spent four consecutive weeks at number one on the US Billboard 200 chart.
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...
Load debuted and spent four consecutive weeks at number one on the US Billboard 200 chart.
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May 4th 2004 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 released the album “The Art Of Dying” #ThrownToTheWolves #Famine #Prophecy #LandOfBlood #ThrashMetal
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...
It was the band's first album with original material in 14 years since 1990's Act III.
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...
It was the band's first album with original material in 14 years since 1990's Act III.
May 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
May 4th 2004 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 released the album “The Art Of Dying” #ThrownToTheWolves #Famine #Prophecy #LandOfBlood #ThrashMetal
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...
It was the band's first album with original material in 14 years since 1990's Act III.
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰...
It was the band's first album with original material in 14 years since 1990's Act III.
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What you're seeing are wet microbursts—intense downdrafts from thunderstorms that slam rain into the ground, creating those stunning lobes. Like a reverse explosion from the sky. Captured in Perth, #Australia
April 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What you're seeing are wet microbursts—intense downdrafts from thunderstorms that slam rain into the ground, creating those stunning lobes. Like a reverse explosion from the sky. Captured in Perth, #Australia
Rumor has it that the fabled Shroud of Turin will be playable in the upcoming Mario Kart World video game.
April 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Rumor has it that the fabled Shroud of Turin will be playable in the upcoming Mario Kart World video game.
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economy so bad can't get footjobs anymore, gotta settle for footgigs
April 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
economy so bad can't get footjobs anymore, gotta settle for footgigs
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Drawing for my target audience 🗣️
March 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Drawing for my target audience 🗣️
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I'm very much a grumpy old man about raytracing and modern rendering pipelines in general... so when I say that the Half-life 2 RTX demo is genuinely mind-blowing and has the best shadows I have ever seen in anything, understand that's coming from someone who went in expecting to be unimpressed
March 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm very much a grumpy old man about raytracing and modern rendering pipelines in general... so when I say that the Half-life 2 RTX demo is genuinely mind-blowing and has the best shadows I have ever seen in anything, understand that's coming from someone who went in expecting to be unimpressed
The best way to use this website is to scroll and look at the first 20 or so posts, then immediately log off once all the cool shit is gone and all the other posts are just about how the world sucks and everyone hates everything.
March 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The best way to use this website is to scroll and look at the first 20 or so posts, then immediately log off once all the cool shit is gone and all the other posts are just about how the world sucks and everyone hates everything.
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why don’t ya make like a perspective drawing and vanish at some point?
March 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
why don’t ya make like a perspective drawing and vanish at some point?
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Apparently there was a Genesis emulator on PS2 and the 3D save data icon looked like this
March 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Apparently there was a Genesis emulator on PS2 and the 3D save data icon looked like this
What if instead of him being called "Winnie-the-Pooh" he was "Whinnie-the-Goo" and instead of a bear that didn't wear pants he was just slop
February 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What if instead of him being called "Winnie-the-Pooh" he was "Whinnie-the-Goo" and instead of a bear that didn't wear pants he was just slop
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her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines
me:
me:
February 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines
me:
me: