@spidget-finner.bsky.social
Gen-X, neurodivergent cat lady seeking escape from the shit show nightmare that is now our reality. Has existential dread got you feeling down too? Let’s be friends.
Shane Gillis’s opening monologue
was terrible, but the cold opening of Zelensky in the White House was “chef’s kiss”. I’m still laughing at The new cabinet Elon created - the Department of Undoing Childhood Health and Education - DOUCHE. They’re really cleaning things up! 😂 #snl
was terrible, but the cold opening of Zelensky in the White House was “chef’s kiss”. I’m still laughing at The new cabinet Elon created - the Department of Undoing Childhood Health and Education - DOUCHE. They’re really cleaning things up! 😂 #snl
March 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Shane Gillis’s opening monologue
was terrible, but the cold opening of Zelensky in the White House was “chef’s kiss”. I’m still laughing at The new cabinet Elon created - the Department of Undoing Childhood Health and Education - DOUCHE. They’re really cleaning things up! 😂 #snl
was terrible, but the cold opening of Zelensky in the White House was “chef’s kiss”. I’m still laughing at The new cabinet Elon created - the Department of Undoing Childhood Health and Education - DOUCHE. They’re really cleaning things up! 😂 #snl
Ahsoka Magnolia Thunderpuss says Happy Caturday. #catsofbluesky
March 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ahsoka Magnolia Thunderpuss says Happy Caturday. #catsofbluesky
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Just got this tip from an airline pilot
January 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just got this tip from an airline pilot
Yes - this!
So now we learn that staffing wasn’t normal at air traffic control when the DC crash happened last night. Trump and his goons are dismantling the stuff that keeps us safe. You see what happens when out of touch ppl, who fly on private jets everywhere, get to play with our lives like it’s Monopoly?!
January 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Yes - this!
Everything PB said is correct, but this implies that 🍊💩 is actually capable of true leadership. Enough candor - say Trump is flawed, malignant, ill. He’s not capable of love, caring about others, providing empathy, or trying to lead in any way that’s not flagrantly offensive or self-serving.
January 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Everything PB said is correct, but this implies that 🍊💩 is actually capable of true leadership. Enough candor - say Trump is flawed, malignant, ill. He’s not capable of love, caring about others, providing empathy, or trying to lead in any way that’s not flagrantly offensive or self-serving.
Everyone on Bsky: “Algorithm, show me your neurodivergent, fuck the patriarchy, lgbtqia+ supporters, artists, cat lovers, hates 🍊💩, let’s be friends!”
Me: follows, “Hi - it’s me. I’m your person!”
Everyone on Bsky: zero interaction/ignores
Me: shouts into void - “Hello? Bueller? Bueller?”
Me: follows, “Hi - it’s me. I’m your person!”
Everyone on Bsky: zero interaction/ignores
Me: shouts into void - “Hello? Bueller? Bueller?”
January 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Everyone on Bsky: “Algorithm, show me your neurodivergent, fuck the patriarchy, lgbtqia+ supporters, artists, cat lovers, hates 🍊💩, let’s be friends!”
Me: follows, “Hi - it’s me. I’m your person!”
Everyone on Bsky: zero interaction/ignores
Me: shouts into void - “Hello? Bueller? Bueller?”
Me: follows, “Hi - it’s me. I’m your person!”
Everyone on Bsky: zero interaction/ignores
Me: shouts into void - “Hello? Bueller? Bueller?”
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Let's see how long Meta's "no fact checking" policy lasts.
January 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Let's see how long Meta's "no fact checking" policy lasts.
Happy caturday from Princess Ahsoka Tano Magnolia Thunderpuss (bka Soka).
January 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Happy caturday from Princess Ahsoka Tano Magnolia Thunderpuss (bka Soka).
New Orleans press conference - WTF is LA Sen Kennedy blabbing about? If this doesn’t trigger us to act? On what? The murders of children in schools haven’t triggered his party to enact gun laws. & implying FBI is hiding something/at fault? Seems like political dog whistle for some Q-Anon bullshit.
January 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
New Orleans press conference - WTF is LA Sen Kennedy blabbing about? If this doesn’t trigger us to act? On what? The murders of children in schools haven’t triggered his party to enact gun laws. & implying FBI is hiding something/at fault? Seems like political dog whistle for some Q-Anon bullshit.
As easy as it is for the bloviated orange to manipulate MAGA cultists, it’s so easy to do the same to him. The Internet figured out in like 5 min that calling Musk president would be intolerable for the narcissist. Why can’t Dem leaders do this? Enough candor! When they go low, punch’em in the nuts!
December 21, 2024 at 5:13 PM
As easy as it is for the bloviated orange to manipulate MAGA cultists, it’s so easy to do the same to him. The Internet figured out in like 5 min that calling Musk president would be intolerable for the narcissist. Why can’t Dem leaders do this? Enough candor! When they go low, punch’em in the nuts!
Basically.
December 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Basically.
Pew pew
My favorite part of Star Wars was the scene where the Resistance leaders decide against trying to destroy the Death Star and instead kick in $1 million each for Palpatine's inauguration.
December 16, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Pew pew
Happy Caturday! Soka has uploaded to the cloud. #catsofbluesky #caturday
December 15, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Happy Caturday! Soka has uploaded to the cloud. #catsofbluesky #caturday
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
In other news, the winner of this week’s Prevaricated Malignant Bullshit Dissimulator Award goes to… It may be too close to call! Who has your vote?
December 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
In other news, the winner of this week’s Prevaricated Malignant Bullshit Dissimulator Award goes to… It may be too close to call! Who has your vote?
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I love that this is @johnleguizamo.bsky.social’s only post. #dogassholebettertganFoxNews
December 12, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I love that this is @johnleguizamo.bsky.social’s only post. #dogassholebettertganFoxNews
Approaching Chicago from the west during sunset. #chicago #searstower
December 7, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Approaching Chicago from the west during sunset. #chicago #searstower
So are all these new followers who follow a bunch of people and have made zero posts bots? I’m so confused. 🤔
December 6, 2024 at 7:35 AM
So are all these new followers who follow a bunch of people and have made zero posts bots? I’m so confused. 🤔
The Oxford Dictionary's word of the year is "brain rot". Yeah, I see it. #brainrot #wordoftheyear www.npr.org/2024/12/02/n...
December 4, 2024 at 7:04 PM
The Oxford Dictionary's word of the year is "brain rot". Yeah, I see it. #brainrot #wordoftheyear www.npr.org/2024/12/02/n...
Child: Mom, What’s the butterfly effect?
Mom: Ok, imagine a horrid man getting recorded while some hookers peed on a bed in front of him in Russia in 2013 and then the Russian government got ahold of the video and then yadda yadda yadda, it’s the end of the free world.
Child: Wait, what?
Mom: Ok, imagine a horrid man getting recorded while some hookers peed on a bed in front of him in Russia in 2013 and then the Russian government got ahold of the video and then yadda yadda yadda, it’s the end of the free world.
Child: Wait, what?
December 3, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Child: Mom, What’s the butterfly effect?
Mom: Ok, imagine a horrid man getting recorded while some hookers peed on a bed in front of him in Russia in 2013 and then the Russian government got ahold of the video and then yadda yadda yadda, it’s the end of the free world.
Child: Wait, what?
Mom: Ok, imagine a horrid man getting recorded while some hookers peed on a bed in front of him in Russia in 2013 and then the Russian government got ahold of the video and then yadda yadda yadda, it’s the end of the free world.
Child: Wait, what?
I declare, there shall be no clutching of the pearls by hypocrites who elected a felon who also pardoned and will pardon many more felons over the next 4 years. Get that? No pearl clutchage, ya’ knobs.
December 2, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I declare, there shall be no clutching of the pearls by hypocrites who elected a felon who also pardoned and will pardon many more felons over the next 4 years. Get that? No pearl clutchage, ya’ knobs.
Some people still think a few “saner” republicans will provide some guardrails. I have zero faith in them. Most were ousted or left. The rest are either batshit Q-Anon or hypocritical, lying, cowardly piles of shit. (1/2)
December 1, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Some people still think a few “saner” republicans will provide some guardrails. I have zero faith in them. Most were ousted or left. The rest are either batshit Q-Anon or hypocritical, lying, cowardly piles of shit. (1/2)