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K Lucian Jones (Kit)
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Horror writer. Queer goth kitchen thembo
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K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 8d
My sister has a bunch of beautiful needle felted sea creature ornaments up on her etsy shop, please check it out! @familiaroddling.bsky.social www.etsy.com/shop/Familia...
Needle felted ornaments in a variety of sea creature shapes: lobster, crayfish, seahorse, and crab
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I don't know if I should stop asking people on dating apps about movies or if I should give in to my desire to unmatch as soon as they inevitably say something disappointing
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I showed up to therapy yesterday already holding a solution to the main challenge on my mind, which feels a little bit like a wasted session but I think it's like a session with my trainer doing something we've done ~100 times before - I know what I'm doing but guidance/support are still beneficial
November 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I dreamed that I went to some kind of summer camp/writing retreat thing and lost my watch and then the rest of the dream was just looking at find my devices and trying to figure out how to use it to get my watch back
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Oof yes (Glass Houses by Madeline Ashby)
"It's America, so remember to dress like a girl," Sumter had joked. (Well. "Joked." He was laughing when he said the words. Somehow that made it into a joke. Or at least, it made it into a thing she was supposed to laugh at. Kristen considered it a major failure of early childhood education that students were encouraged to learn the difference between laughing with and laughing at, without ever learning about laughing for, or how often in life they would be asked to laugh for someone else.)
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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"California, where people have more feelings" (Glass Houses by Madeline Ashby)
Kristen isn't sure how many CEOs hug their CTOs that way, but things are emotional, and Sumter is from California, where people have more feelings.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The power in recognizing you're the black sheep (Diavola, Jennifer Thorne)
"Where was I? Oh right, so here's the thing, Cat. You were looking for the weak one in the flock, right? The one you could draw aside and push over the edge. Isolate from everyone and feed upon, but see, that was the first flaw in your logic: I'm not a lost lamb. I'm a black sheep. These are two very different things."
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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My sister has a bunch of beautiful needle felted sea creature ornaments up on her etsy shop, please check it out! @familiaroddling.bsky.social www.etsy.com/shop/Familia...
Needle felted ornaments in a variety of sea creature shapes: lobster, crayfish, seahorse, and crab
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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GenAI can never truly create art because humans create art to communicate with each other, and a computer has nothing to say.

GenAI should offend all artists and people who appreciate art because it’s mimicry, funded by talentless hacks who hate artists.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Koji Shiraishi (Noroi, House of Sayuri), Karyn Kusama (Jennifer's Body, The Invitation), Guillermo del Toro (Crimson Peak, Pan's Labyrinth)
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marywyrd.bsky.social Mary Wyrd (she/her) @marywyrd.bsky.social · 7d
Q4 - CREDITS

Obviously, we’re staying through all of the credits to acknowledge the work of the artists, the musicians, the designers, the directors…etc.

#HorrorWritersChat - Shout out some of the horror creatives you admire and share what they do.

Stay around for the outro to share your work.
Question four - Credits - Shout out some of the horror creatives you admire and share what they do. Quote Post your answer with the hashtag. Don’t forget to like/share other answers and chat in the comments! #HorrorWritersChat - The text is projected on a large cinema screen. The audience hasn’t seemed to notice the red dripping from the top left of the screen or the shadowy figure pressing against the screen, seemingly upside down, trying to get out. But one person on the left has slightly raised their hand.
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The perfect question for my cosmic horror cooking competition book!
Tonight we're serving coffee rubbed roast (pork???) sandwiches with spicy pickled apples, truffle gruyere and apple cider mustard, accompanied by a cranberry spritz made with a mystery spice rich simple syrup
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marywyrd.bsky.social Mary Wyrd (she/her) @marywyrd.bsky.social · 7d
Q3 - INTERMISSION

Time for a refreshment break.

We head over to the concession stand and discover that all the food and drink are themed on your work.

#HorrorWritersChat - What refreshments are we enjoying and how are they related to your work?
Question Three - Intermission - What refreshments are we enjoying and how are they related to your work? Quote Post your answer with the hashtag. Don’t forget to like/share other answers and chat in the comments! #HorrorWritersChat - The text is projected on a large cinema screen. The audience hasn’t seemed to notice the red dripping from the top left of the screen or the shadowy figure pressing against the screen, seemingly upside down, trying to get out. But one person on the right has slightly raised their hand.
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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This is the trailer for Ultimate Sacrifice, the cooking competition cosmic horror where contestants have to sacrifice it all in order to survive
Starring Zoe Terakes as Liam, competing to save their sister from cultists, and Hugh Dancy as the cult leader behind it all
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marywyrd.bsky.social Mary Wyrd (she/her) @marywyrd.bsky.social · 7d
Q2 - COMING SOON

It’s time for the trailers.

And look #HorrorWritersChat - it’s a trailer for your very own horror work, adapted for the screen. Congrats!

Which work is it?

And which actor is playing your main protagonist, antagonist or fave character? Share your dream cast!
Question Two - Trailers - One of your stories has been adapted into a film/movie. Which story is it? Which actor is playing your protagonist, antagonist, or fave character? Quote Post your answer with the hashtag. Don’t forget to like/share other answers and chat in the comments! #HorrorWritersChat - The text is projected on a large cinema screen. The audience hasn’t seemed to notice the red dripping from the top left of the screen or the shadowy figure pressing against the screen, trying to get out. But one person on the right has slightly raised their hand.
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I'm K Lucian Jones and I write queer supernatural horror.

1. They Live - management book parody alien invasion horror about a games studio taken over by aliens

2. Pitch Black - scifi pulp horror about a small ship crash landing on an ice planet controlled by human separatists

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marywyrd.bsky.social Mary Wyrd (she/her) @marywyrd.bsky.social · 7d
#HorrorWritersChat

Q1 - DOUBLE FEATURE

Glad you could join our (virtual) cinema trip!

First, let's introduce ourselves and share the horror subgenres we write in.

Now, what are we watching?

Share the two movies/films that have inspired your writing or that capture the vibes of your work.
Question one - Double Feature - Introduce yourself and the horror subgenres you write in. Then, share two films/movies that have inspired your horror writing or that capture the vibes of your work. Quote Post your answer with the hashtag. Don’t forget to like/share other answers and chat in the comments! #HorrorWritersChat - All this text is projected on a large cinema screen. The audience hasn’t seemed to notice the red dripping from the top left of the screen or the figure pressing against the screen, trying to get out. But one person on the left has slightly raised their hand.
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I do love grilling season but I love baking weather more (also I am planning to still do some grilling lmao, cold weather and even snow cannot stop me)
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Straight people need to give the word "campy" back until they can stop using it as a negative
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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My sister has a bunch of beautiful needle felted sea creature ornaments up on her etsy shop, please check it out! @familiaroddling.bsky.social www.etsy.com/shop/Familia...
Needle felted ornaments in a variety of sea creature shapes: lobster, crayfish, seahorse, and crab
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I'm watching You Can Count on Me and while I've thought Mark Ruffalo was very good for a long time, I had no idea he was capable of playing such an incredible dumbass
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Imaginary arguments in my head about dumb shit my brain is doing but can't imagine a productive way out
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I need to remember to bring the barbell inside so it's not freezing cold when I'm lifting lol
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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So tempted to take a sick day, it's snowing so I could sit under the blankets with a book and a cup of tea
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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lol same

John fucking madden
anagerm.bsky.social ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 10d
wow forums post that lives eternally in my head
mamdani font "cat is for fite"
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Every picture of him is my favorite picture of him
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Name a villain you sympathize with.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I have not made butterscotch pudding in a while
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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The true horror is family
spideyj.com K Lucian Jones (Kit) @spideyj.com · 12d
"It seemed to Anna that the concept of "vacation" was antithetical to the concept of "family."" - Diavola by Jennifer Thorne
Okay, so there were odd things about this villa. Wafting chills, odd sounds, movement when there shouldn't be any, but looking out at this glorious landscape, this pristine day, did it really matter? This was peace. Vacation. Here, now, while the rest of them were sightseeing. It seemed to Anna that the concept of "vacation" was antithetical to the concept of "family." Vacation required vacancy. The abandonment of all scraps of everyday life.
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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"It seemed to Anna that the concept of "vacation" was antithetical to the concept of "family."" - Diavola by Jennifer Thorne
Okay, so there were odd things about this villa. Wafting chills, odd sounds, movement when there shouldn't be any, but looking out at this glorious landscape, this pristine day, did it really matter? This was peace. Vacation. Here, now, while the rest of them were sightseeing. It seemed to Anna that the concept of "vacation" was antithetical to the concept of "family." Vacation required vacancy. The abandonment of all scraps of everyday life.
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM