Daddy Spidey
@spideyatlaw.bsky.social
friendly neighborhood employment attorney. women don’t owe you shit. Not a man but your daddy, too. 💋
I occasionally cause chaos with NSFW posts. Be guided accordingly.
I occasionally cause chaos with NSFW posts. Be guided accordingly.
Tomorrow is my work BFFs last day and I am truly devastated. I am so happy for her and the move will be so good for her. But I am so fucking sad.
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tomorrow is my work BFFs last day and I am truly devastated. I am so happy for her and the move will be so good for her. But I am so fucking sad.
I need pierogis and wine
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I need pierogis and wine
Hell is sitting in Kings with a per diem with too many cases
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hell is sitting in Kings with a per diem with too many cases
I’m so exhausted. Eventually I’ll learn my lesson and stop always doing the right thing and just … exist.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’m so exhausted. Eventually I’ll learn my lesson and stop always doing the right thing and just … exist.
Just casually pretending my cat is just sleeping under the Christmas tree because I’m still in denial he’s gone.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just casually pretending my cat is just sleeping under the Christmas tree because I’m still in denial he’s gone.
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I would put cabbage on one but definitely not lettuce. Warm cabbage? I eat it a lot. Warm lettuce? Yuck.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I would put cabbage on one but definitely not lettuce. Warm cabbage? I eat it a lot. Warm lettuce? Yuck.
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Cabbage is like lettuce’s uncle who went to jail for a while
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Cabbage is like lettuce’s uncle who went to jail for a while
There’s a boy Ps age that I can tell you right now is going to be a problem. P said she had a crush on him and she sat with him on the bus. He had his arm around her. This morning I asked if she still had a crush on him. Said said no. I asked why. Her response: because I don’t wait around for boys
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There’s a boy Ps age that I can tell you right now is going to be a problem. P said she had a crush on him and she sat with him on the bus. He had his arm around her. This morning I asked if she still had a crush on him. Said said no. I asked why. Her response: because I don’t wait around for boys
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just bc they are relatively the same shape doesn’t mean they are the same! lettuce is way more prone to wiltiness and sliminess when hot like what
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
just bc they are relatively the same shape doesn’t mean they are the same! lettuce is way more prone to wiltiness and sliminess when hot like what
Husband after finding out I removed lettuce but left cabbage on my burrito: I love you so much. I really do. But you are so weird
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Husband after finding out I removed lettuce but left cabbage on my burrito: I love you so much. I really do. But you are so weird
Bunch of try hards at this synagogue. ITS NOT NECESSARY TO FUCKING BACK INTO THE SPOT omfg
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Bunch of try hards at this synagogue. ITS NOT NECESSARY TO FUCKING BACK INTO THE SPOT omfg
The number of TikTok’s I see raving about this Italian restaurant is so offensive. The drinks are good. But the food is SO fucking mediocre at best. People only rave about it because it’s hard to get a reservation.
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The number of TikTok’s I see raving about this Italian restaurant is so offensive. The drinks are good. But the food is SO fucking mediocre at best. People only rave about it because it’s hard to get a reservation.
Directive: “Pull all cases…”
Response: *provides a sampling*
…… but why
Response: *provides a sampling*
…… but why
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Directive: “Pull all cases…”
Response: *provides a sampling*
…… but why
Response: *provides a sampling*
…… but why
Someone needs to take my neighbors leaf blower away.
But no one will so I’m going to leaf blower my patio today the same way he does. ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF for at least 45 minutes.
But no one will so I’m going to leaf blower my patio today the same way he does. ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF for at least 45 minutes.
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Someone needs to take my neighbors leaf blower away.
But no one will so I’m going to leaf blower my patio today the same way he does. ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF for at least 45 minutes.
But no one will so I’m going to leaf blower my patio today the same way he does. ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF for at least 45 minutes.
Waiting for my parents so my dad can draw some shit on my face by literally standing in the window like a 5 year old.
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Waiting for my parents so my dad can draw some shit on my face by literally standing in the window like a 5 year old.
Dead ass… is this Nate?
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Dead ass… is this Nate?
I got the text. Monkey is ready to come home… in a tiny little box. Fuck I miss him so much
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I got the text. Monkey is ready to come home… in a tiny little box. Fuck I miss him so much
We got married August 29. We have not had a single second to actually enjoy being married because … well… a lot of life things happening. But I’m so thankful for him and all of his support. He doesn’t make me feel crazy for mourning monkey. He has stepped up (even more). Thank you sweetheart
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
We got married August 29. We have not had a single second to actually enjoy being married because … well… a lot of life things happening. But I’m so thankful for him and all of his support. He doesn’t make me feel crazy for mourning monkey. He has stepped up (even more). Thank you sweetheart
I made the decision to report the vets and the facility to NY state for providing a misdiagnosis and the upselling of unnecessary procedures. There are other instances (newspaper articles and a lawsuit) alleging the same conduct. I dismissed these allegations because I had a good experience in 2016
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I made the decision to report the vets and the facility to NY state for providing a misdiagnosis and the upselling of unnecessary procedures. There are other instances (newspaper articles and a lawsuit) alleging the same conduct. I dismissed these allegations because I had a good experience in 2016
Praying for Jamaica because it’s one of your favorite vacation spots? Oh my god. I hate people…
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Praying for Jamaica because it’s one of your favorite vacation spots? Oh my god. I hate people…
I shower twice a day. I love my showers. Well, I did. Now I hate them because monkey isn’t there to drink from the faucet while I shower and meow at me. Wed make eyes at each other. I know it sounds so silly but I feel the emptiness. So now I have to force myself to shower and I hate everything.
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I shower twice a day. I love my showers. Well, I did. Now I hate them because monkey isn’t there to drink from the faucet while I shower and meow at me. Wed make eyes at each other. I know it sounds so silly but I feel the emptiness. So now I have to force myself to shower and I hate everything.
Another morning waking up without monkey and honestly I fucking hate it.
October 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Another morning waking up without monkey and honestly I fucking hate it.
Everyone and everything is annoying me.
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everyone and everything is annoying me.
Guys. I’m going to be so fucking for real right now. I’m not ok. I miss my Monkey so fucking much.
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Guys. I’m going to be so fucking for real right now. I’m not ok. I miss my Monkey so fucking much.