Sassy
@sassyatlaw.bsky.social
Women’s sports and nonsense. Never laws. Dawn Staley’s biggest fan.
a lot drives me nuts about virginia but the fact that i have to pay a fee on my registration for having a “fuel efficient” car is way up there
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
a lot drives me nuts about virginia but the fact that i have to pay a fee on my registration for having a “fuel efficient” car is way up there
work sending the notification that we can wfh the last two weeks of the year like i didn’t book my flights to be ooo those weeks months ago
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
work sending the notification that we can wfh the last two weeks of the year like i didn’t book my flights to be ooo those weeks months ago
one thing about me i’m not cancelling an uber when i can tell they are trying to get me to
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
one thing about me i’m not cancelling an uber when i can tell they are trying to get me to
maybe this is controversial but i think i’d rather have 3d printed chicken soup than real chicken that’s been in a can of soup for three years
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
maybe this is controversial but i think i’d rather have 3d printed chicken soup than real chicken that’s been in a can of soup for three years
do you think you would have made it out of the salem witch trials i do not think i would have
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
do you think you would have made it out of the salem witch trials i do not think i would have
there’s another (Sassy) at work and I’m working on her project so I have to be (Sassy L.) again like elementary school
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
there’s another (Sassy) at work and I’m working on her project so I have to be (Sassy L.) again like elementary school
my tennis coach’s girlfriend made us tennis cookies for our last class 😭
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
my tennis coach’s girlfriend made us tennis cookies for our last class 😭
i love my tennis lessons but it is way too cold and dark to be out until 9 pm
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i love my tennis lessons but it is way too cold and dark to be out until 9 pm
if you see or have seen the northern lights don’t tell me about it i’ll never forgive you
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if you see or have seen the northern lights don’t tell me about it i’ll never forgive you
@metrorailinfo.bsky.social if you are providing trains on a weekend schedule i should be paying weekend prices. 16+ minutes between blue line trains during peak is wild
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@metrorailinfo.bsky.social if you are providing trains on a weekend schedule i should be paying weekend prices. 16+ minutes between blue line trains during peak is wild
so my condo flooded and i had to go to chicago for work. so my dad is flying up to manage the flood and everyone at work was shocked he would do that
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
so my condo flooded and i had to go to chicago for work. so my dad is flying up to manage the flood and everyone at work was shocked he would do that
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very lovely day in alexandria, va. this morning
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
very lovely day in alexandria, va. this morning
the heat being on in public spaces is going to kill me. it was over 70° yest why is the airport heated
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
the heat being on in public spaces is going to kill me. it was over 70° yest why is the airport heated
reupping on my ask for chicago recs! mostly food but any activities too!
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
reupping on my ask for chicago recs! mostly food but any activities too!
i love participating in democracy
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i love participating in democracy
i think for all of winter we should get to leave work at 4 to get one hour of light
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i think for all of winter we should get to leave work at 4 to get one hour of light
i could be peacefully sleeping but i met a canadian on hinge 4 years ago
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i could be peacefully sleeping but i met a canadian on hinge 4 years ago
sorry to everyone who has to listen to me complain about the dark for the next several months
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
sorry to everyone who has to listen to me complain about the dark for the next several months
survived a lesbian deathmatch* this AM
*brandi carlile concert presale
*brandi carlile concert presale
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
survived a lesbian deathmatch* this AM
*brandi carlile concert presale
*brandi carlile concert presale
someone finally realized that i turned down the fluorescent lights in my office and offered to get maintenance to fix it don’t you even dare
October 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
someone finally realized that i turned down the fluorescent lights in my office and offered to get maintenance to fix it don’t you even dare
gambling is so scary personally i don’t like games and i don’t like spending money so it’s not for me but y’all stay safe
October 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
gambling is so scary personally i don’t like games and i don’t like spending money so it’s not for me but y’all stay safe
send me your recs for chicago pls
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
send me your recs for chicago pls
who can i sue about this
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
who can i sue about this