me: i will have the red lobster
waiter: okay
me: i will have the red lobster
waiter: okay
"how to chop a head of lettuce"
"how not to embarrass myself in the kitchen"
"how to chop a head of lettuce"
"how not to embarrass myself in the kitchen"
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you