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Spellgage
@spellgage.bsky.social
Disciple of the Way | Minister of the Word | Husband | Father | the same dumb guy from Twitter
Can’t believe we’ve done this to ourselves twice now
August 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m so mad I could punch somebody
August 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Very pleased to have the house ~70% back to normal now
August 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We are getting new floors in on Thursday (and this was just scheduled today!), so it is CRUNCH TIME
August 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I try not to think about how it’s only been six months
August 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
😶‍🌫️
August 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Christian chastity will become left-coded within my lifetime
August 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Emperor Qin Shi Huang executes court official who warns him that drinking mercury will not make him immortal, continues to drink mercury
August 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Are you allowed to say Clanker on here?
August 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The hymn posting will continue until morale improves, and it will continue afterwards too
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I am joining the war on pocket knives on the side of the pocket knives
July 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Guy who applies to DHS just so he can print out all the verses about oppressing foreigners, pin them to his door, and spend every lunch break until he’s fired telling his coworkers they’re going to Hell.
“Agency employees may seek to ‘persuade others of the correctness of their own religious views’ in the office, wrote Scott Kupor, director of the Office of Personnel Management” - 7/28/25 (Kupor is a former partner of tech billionaire Marc Andreessen) 1/
US to allow federal workers to promote religion in workplaces
Federal employees may discuss and promote their religious beliefs in the workplace, the Trump administration said on Monday, citing religious freedoms protected by the U.S. Constitution.
www.reuters.com
July 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Currently scribing baseboards, AMA
July 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The only thing more obnoxious than a Republican claiming that Christians can’t be Democrat is a Democrat claiming that Christians can’t be Democrat.
July 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The way I just RAN over here to make sure my brother @mattmetcalf.bsky.social knows that SHIN GODZILLA is returning to theaters starting August 14th
July 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Over on the hellsite, some guy has taken out ads against James White.
July 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I believe it.
June 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Stolen from the other website
March 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.

But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles.

That’s all I need to know!
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Paint question: we are replacing the bottom 2’ of drywall on every wall in our house. The remainder of the walls are already finished and painted. When we go to paint the walls, do we need to prime the entire wall or just the 2 feet that we have replaced with new drywall?
February 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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invoking one history’s all-time losers as i charge headfirst into a trade war i neither can defend nor even understand.
February 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
First two chapters are boring.
Chapters three through seven are biting and entertaining.
Final two chapters are devastating.
I just started reading The Great Gatsby for the high school lit class I teach for our homeschool co-op. I had forgotten how horribly boring it is.
February 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“It is good for me that I have been in trouble, that I may learn thy statutes.”
January 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
RADICAL CLERICS,
ANTI-TRUMP WARRIORS
January 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sometimes it strikes me how funny it is that I am a restorationist who believes the Filioque purely for Bible-only fundamentalist reasons.
January 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM