Spellgage
@spellgage.bsky.social
Disciple of the Way | Minister of the Word | Husband | Father | the same dumb guy from Twitter
I’m so mad I could punch somebody
August 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m so mad I could punch somebody
Christian chastity will become left-coded within my lifetime
August 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Christian chastity will become left-coded within my lifetime
The hymn posting will continue until morale improves, and it will continue afterwards too
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The hymn posting will continue until morale improves, and it will continue afterwards too
The only thing more obnoxious than a Republican claiming that Christians can’t be Democrat is a Democrat claiming that Christians can’t be Democrat.
July 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The only thing more obnoxious than a Republican claiming that Christians can’t be Democrat is a Democrat claiming that Christians can’t be Democrat.
Over on the hellsite, some guy has taken out ads against James White.
July 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Over on the hellsite, some guy has taken out ads against James White.
Stolen from the other website
March 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Stolen from the other website
RADICAL CLERICS,
ANTI-TRUMP WARRIORS
ANTI-TRUMP WARRIORS
January 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
RADICAL CLERICS,
ANTI-TRUMP WARRIORS
ANTI-TRUMP WARRIORS
Leaning really hard into being a Bible-only simpleton on the other site tonight
January 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Leaning really hard into being a Bible-only simpleton on the other site tonight
Yeah, it’s played pretty explicitly as a joke.
December 27, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Yeah, it’s played pretty explicitly as a joke.
How things are going on the other site
December 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
How things are going on the other site
When I tell you that there is a crisis of biblical illiteracy in the church
December 3, 2024 at 6:25 PM
When I tell you that there is a crisis of biblical illiteracy in the church
There’s a joke in Batman—I know it’s in Watchmen, probably in Batman—that the great clown Pagliacci goes to the doctor because he’s depressed, which is… it’s funny ‘cause he’s a clown
November 29, 2024 at 5:19 AM
There’s a joke in Batman—I know it’s in Watchmen, probably in Batman—that the great clown Pagliacci goes to the doctor because he’s depressed, which is… it’s funny ‘cause he’s a clown
Stolen from the other site
November 20, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Stolen from the other site
This is what I’ve been sitting on over on the other website.
![A screencap of my Twitter drafts folder.
First draft: What they don’t tell you in church is that Samson kept telling Delilah the secret of his strength because she had gorilla grip.
Second draft: [Chesterton voice] I would rather have panty smarts than be a smarty-pants!
Third draft: ✝️ Thread: how the rejection of the Filioque lead to Obergefell v. Hodges
Fourth draft: I find it concerning the Christian responses to BARBIE, both “for” and “against,” have generally been illiterate.
Fifth draft: image of Barbie dancing while contemplating mortality. The caption reads, Do you guys ever think about how Matthew and Luke disagree about which of David’s sons Joseph is descended from?
Sixth draft: I hate pickles, and I hate playing ball. What the h*ck makes you think that I’m going to play PICKLE BALL???
Seventh draft: Filing a petition to get The Hobbit banned from Florida public schools because Tolkien writes about Bilbo and the dwarves being — and I quote — “fingered by goblins.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z2ake6sx54jicefljssukgzk/bafkreigolcd7hn5jhnxujvymvsnygxn66vyjceypewgkzpnrdrghhlu53y@jpeg)
August 17, 2023 at 1:46 AM
This is what I’ve been sitting on over on the other website.