Speedy Sulu
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Plot idea: what if God and Satan switched names to see if people would follow evil under the banner of holiness?
I think we’re all ignoring how many zoomers will love trump for backing their guy vs establishment democrats. This isn’t as great as it seems.
This is pretty funny. I had to mute the TV to get away from his voice, but I'm curious what the MAGAs will make of it. Will they suddenly become Mamdani-stans, or will this be the one thing Trump got wrong in his otherwise perfect reign?
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I think we’re all ignoring how many zoomers will love trump for backing their guy vs establishment democrats. This isn’t as great as it seems.
They are calling it Cuomentum
Stephen Miller endorses Andrew Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Make sure you’re aware of privacy updates on Spotify that you may not want.
very low importance but… the new spotify feature “messages” is verrrry surveillance-esque & feels creepy plus was pushed in an app update you may not have noticed. if you still use spotify, you can turn it off. here.
October 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Make sure you’re aware of privacy updates on Spotify that you may not want.
We don’t talk much about how we’ve lost that shared community of watching the same shows (or listening to the same songs) at the same time and talking about them together. Social media sucks, but this loss sucks, too.
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
We don’t talk much about how we’ve lost that shared community of watching the same shows (or listening to the same songs) at the same time and talking about them together. Social media sucks, but this loss sucks, too.
Well, looked there. Benny Johnson respecting they/them pronouns.
This is either completely made up or it’s Fetterman.
Both equally plausible.
Both equally plausible.
September 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Well, looked there. Benny Johnson respecting they/them pronouns.
Concerned for the small farms in danger of going under who were “lied to” by Trump? Yeah no. I’ve worked in at for years and this video lays out exactly what drove ag behavior. Her best question - if farmers weren’t growing soybeans for Americans, why should American taxpayers bail them out?
... and then he bought the votes of those farmers with bailouts and tax breaks. So he tanked their business AND did a wealth transfer from other ppl/programs to cover the tanking.
youtu.be/badGHJLDpP8?...
youtu.be/badGHJLDpP8?...
Why Farmers Voted For Trump
YouTube video by Farm to Taber
youtu.be
September 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Concerned for the small farms in danger of going under who were “lied to” by Trump? Yeah no. I’ve worked in at for years and this video lays out exactly what drove ag behavior. Her best question - if farmers weren’t growing soybeans for Americans, why should American taxpayers bail them out?
I’m really worried that all the rounded up immigrants will be forced to work in the fields for no pay as part of their incarceration - we as a country are so close to openly supporting modern day slavery in the US. (And I get chain gangs are part of this.)
August 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m really worried that all the rounded up immigrants will be forced to work in the fields for no pay as part of their incarceration - we as a country are so close to openly supporting modern day slavery in the US. (And I get chain gangs are part of this.)
Got this in my text messages today. No worries. I’ll be giving full credit.
🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨 Republicans in Congress just passed President Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" that significantly benefits everyday Americans! Republicans voted to slash wasteful spending, protect American workers,
🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨 Republicans in Congress just passed President Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" that significantly benefits everyday Americans! Republicans voted to slash wasteful spending, protect American workers,
July 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Got this in my text messages today. No worries. I’ll be giving full credit.
🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨 Republicans in Congress just passed President Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" that significantly benefits everyday Americans! Republicans voted to slash wasteful spending, protect American workers,
🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨 Republicans in Congress just passed President Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" that significantly benefits everyday Americans! Republicans voted to slash wasteful spending, protect American workers,
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Tell me your pet's name in a gif.
June 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Tell me your pet's name in a gif.
The GOP has finally garnered the support it needs to destroy the services it's always hated by co-opting a major portion of the democratic base. What's lamer - the people voting for a net-free descent into hard poverty or the party that let it happen?
“What Trump’ Republicans want enacted is the most anti-blue collar budget in memory. Call it Hunger Games 2025. It is an odd way of repaying their voters.” My column www.ft.com/content/6685...
Trumpism’s growing split: Bannon vs plutocrats
Some Republicans warn that a tax-cutting budget will destroy the party’s standing with working-class voters
www.ft.com
May 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The GOP has finally garnered the support it needs to destroy the services it's always hated by co-opting a major portion of the democratic base. What's lamer - the people voting for a net-free descent into hard poverty or the party that let it happen?
This is an excellent take. Elected republicans get a pass from trump voters who are unrivaled in their devotion to whatever trump does to them…and republicans successfully hide behind it. If everything was framed as republican policies, they wouldn’t be able to hide as easily.
I wish journalists wouldn’t focus so much on the president himself. There is an entire Republican cabal collectively responsible for this. It was quite clear what they were signing up for in the November elections, and this is what they have got.
April 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is an excellent take. Elected republicans get a pass from trump voters who are unrivaled in their devotion to whatever trump does to them…and republicans successfully hide behind it. If everything was framed as republican policies, they wouldn’t be able to hide as easily.
The absolute height of narcissism and shamelessness, and people thought, “Yeh, he’d be a good president.”
Of course Trump is the only jackass wearing a blue suit and blue tie to a funeral when they asked people to wear dark suits and black ties….such an embarrassment
April 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The absolute height of narcissism and shamelessness, and people thought, “Yeh, he’d be a good president.”
Since birth control will soon be outlawed and birth rates will increase, childhood deaths by lack of vaccinations won’t cause as much grief and will earn you credits with God.
- Republicans, probably
- Republicans, probably
April 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Since birth control will soon be outlawed and birth rates will increase, childhood deaths by lack of vaccinations won’t cause as much grief and will earn you credits with God.
- Republicans, probably
- Republicans, probably
Cat food just moved up 30 cents a can for cat food made in the US. Just a little proof that tariffs cause a rise in prices for domestically produced products.
April 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Cat food just moved up 30 cents a can for cat food made in the US. Just a little proof that tariffs cause a rise in prices for domestically produced products.
Trump left it still smoldering, actually.
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
April 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Trump left it still smoldering, actually.
Once again, trump has committed arson and is loving the big flames, and republicans are doing nothing to put out the fire.
April 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Once again, trump has committed arson and is loving the big flames, and republicans are doing nothing to put out the fire.
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Fuck wealth, what about our lives? He is the greatest destroyer of lives, of dreams, of futures.
Trump is a monster.
Trump is a monster.
April 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Fuck wealth, what about our lives? He is the greatest destroyer of lives, of dreams, of futures.
Trump is a monster.
Trump is a monster.
Maybe we have such huge trade deficits because we’re locusts consuming everything in our path compared to, like, the rest of the world?
April 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Maybe we have such huge trade deficits because we’re locusts consuming everything in our path compared to, like, the rest of the world?
Why was it I could see the wheels coming off the cart and these financial geniuses couldn’t?
Well…They thought they could control the uncontrollable. They bought the farce that trump is a normal politician with normal policies. Mostly, they’re MAGA who can’t believe the leopards ate THEIR faces.
Well…They thought they could control the uncontrollable. They bought the farce that trump is a normal politician with normal policies. Mostly, they’re MAGA who can’t believe the leopards ate THEIR faces.
“A top Goldman Sachs executive summed up the frustration with Mr. Trump succinctly: Someone has to stop him.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
Wall Street’s Decision Makers Brace for More Chaos After Markets Plunge
The financial titans who backed Trump are now dealing with the fallout from his tariffs. They spent the weekend surveying the damage of last week’s major sell-off.
www.nytimes.com
April 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Why was it I could see the wheels coming off the cart and these financial geniuses couldn’t?
Well…They thought they could control the uncontrollable. They bought the farce that trump is a normal politician with normal policies. Mostly, they’re MAGA who can’t believe the leopards ate THEIR faces.
Well…They thought they could control the uncontrollable. They bought the farce that trump is a normal politician with normal policies. Mostly, they’re MAGA who can’t believe the leopards ate THEIR faces.
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“A top Goldman Sachs executive summed up the frustration with Mr. Trump succinctly: Someone has to stop him.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
Wall Street’s Decision Makers Brace for More Chaos After Markets Plunge
The financial titans who backed Trump are now dealing with the fallout from his tariffs. They spent the weekend surveying the damage of last week’s major sell-off.
www.nytimes.com
April 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“A top Goldman Sachs executive summed up the frustration with Mr. Trump succinctly: Someone has to stop him.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/b...
This is the kind of news you miss if you only follow politics on Bluesky.
apnews.com/article/gree...
apnews.com/article/gree...
Wisconsin woman gets life without parole for killing and dismembering ex-boyfriend
A Wisconsin woman convicted of killing and dismembering a former boyfriend and scattering his body parts at various locations has been sentenced to life in prison without parole in the grisly case.
apnews.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is the kind of news you miss if you only follow politics on Bluesky.
apnews.com/article/gree...
apnews.com/article/gree...
So… how long until the administration pressures the bureau of labor statistics to fudge the numbers?
March 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So… how long until the administration pressures the bureau of labor statistics to fudge the numbers?
A great reminder that Canada has always been a good friend of Americans against the worst of America.
The underground railroad always did lead to Canada and so it will again.
March 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A great reminder that Canada has always been a good friend of Americans against the worst of America.