Spasmodic 🦃
@spasmodicanus.bsky.social
Priest in the Holy Apostolic Church of Thembo
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When they leave you on read
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
When they leave you on read
Libs continuing that stellar outreach program, part 1527493
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Libs continuing that stellar outreach program, part 1527493
My favorite discord meme "don't say that, you'll get the server subpoenaed!"
Bitch, they're monitoring it all already, stop complying in advance.
Bitch, they're monitoring it all already, stop complying in advance.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My favorite discord meme "don't say that, you'll get the server subpoenaed!"
Bitch, they're monitoring it all already, stop complying in advance.
Bitch, they're monitoring it all already, stop complying in advance.
Pretty typical, we got about 4 days of hope before the inevitable letdown, about the best we can ever expect in hellworld
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pretty typical, we got about 4 days of hope before the inevitable letdown, about the best we can ever expect in hellworld
It's a pretty cool system that says we're not allowed to say a mean word at singular people, but they can say Yay or Nay and enact violence on millions of us without a single consequence
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's a pretty cool system that says we're not allowed to say a mean word at singular people, but they can say Yay or Nay and enact violence on millions of us without a single consequence
Not even going to make a sarcastic or pithy quip. If you didn't know that the dems would do *exactly* this, you have not only not been paying attention for the last 40 years, but you've been purposely ignorant.
Finally ready to listen that the whole thing needs to be burned down?
Finally ready to listen that the whole thing needs to be burned down?
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Not even going to make a sarcastic or pithy quip. If you didn't know that the dems would do *exactly* this, you have not only not been paying attention for the last 40 years, but you've been purposely ignorant.
Finally ready to listen that the whole thing needs to be burned down?
Finally ready to listen that the whole thing needs to be burned down?
I think it's pretty neat that we live in an age where a trans-person purposely misgenders you and when you say 'hey, that's not cool, I don't misgender you, so can you not do that to me? ' they tell you to 'shut up, get over it'. Not problematic at all.
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I think it's pretty neat that we live in an age where a trans-person purposely misgenders you and when you say 'hey, that's not cool, I don't misgender you, so can you not do that to me? ' they tell you to 'shut up, get over it'. Not problematic at all.
MR MAYOR! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
MR MAYOR! @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Cool, hell gained another soul to torture today. Fuck #dickcheney, yet another republican scumbag who helped make this world a worse place for everyone
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cool, hell gained another soul to torture today. Fuck #dickcheney, yet another republican scumbag who helped make this world a worse place for everyone
The modern solution is to implement the block chain: a chain of 0s that block the 1s from escaping.
Protip: you can stop data degradation entirely by wrapping your wires in tin foil, which prevents the data particles from escaping
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The modern solution is to implement the block chain: a chain of 0s that block the 1s from escaping.
These are the same people who will say "YOU DON'T KnOW how gOVeRNmeNt WORKS" when you demand your elected officials actually do something useful.
October 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
These are the same people who will say "YOU DON'T KnOW how gOVeRNmeNt WORKS" when you demand your elected officials actually do something useful.
Amazing observation today: You're mad that national dems are not endorsing Mamdani, who was chosen by the people, but are you also mad that Mamdani didn't endorse Kamala when she was placed (not voted in) for president and he was a state-level politician?
Apparently these equal in the eyes of libs?
Apparently these equal in the eyes of libs?
October 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Amazing observation today: You're mad that national dems are not endorsing Mamdani, who was chosen by the people, but are you also mad that Mamdani didn't endorse Kamala when she was placed (not voted in) for president and he was a state-level politician?
Apparently these equal in the eyes of libs?
Apparently these equal in the eyes of libs?
Amazing that our electoral politics is "we're going to usher in the 4th Reich" and "we ARE the 4th Reich", and the majority of people will yell "YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE YOU FUCKING COMMIE"
October 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Amazing that our electoral politics is "we're going to usher in the 4th Reich" and "we ARE the 4th Reich", and the majority of people will yell "YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE YOU FUCKING COMMIE"
Subtly downgrade a band:
Props
Props
Subtly downgrafe a band:
Fleet Linoleum Mac
Fleet Linoleum Mac
Subtly downgrade a band:
The Sex Water Pistols
The Sex Water Pistols
September 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Subtly downgrade a band:
Props
Props
They should invent a feature that let's you edit @jcsalterego.bsky.social posts and only one person per day gets this magical golden ticket.
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
They should invent a feature that let's you edit @jcsalterego.bsky.social posts and only one person per day gets this magical golden ticket.
I love when one of these nazi fucks reads a criticism of fascism, immediately connects it to conservatives with no prompting, and then when you point it out they go on a screed about how trump isn't a fascist because... And then you block them.
I call it the Kirk treatment, cut em off mid sentence
I call it the Kirk treatment, cut em off mid sentence
September 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I love when one of these nazi fucks reads a criticism of fascism, immediately connects it to conservatives with no prompting, and then when you point it out they go on a screed about how trump isn't a fascist because... And then you block them.
I call it the Kirk treatment, cut em off mid sentence
I call it the Kirk treatment, cut em off mid sentence
Imagine being this much of a shitlib
September 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Imagine being this much of a shitlib
This is why we can't have nice stuff.... Just the absolute whitewashing of a criminal president who did most of the same things the current guy is doing, just said it a bit nicer.
September 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is why we can't have nice stuff.... Just the absolute whitewashing of a criminal president who did most of the same things the current guy is doing, just said it a bit nicer.
Remeber when they beg for civility and claim they are just "free speech" warriors, this is what they ACTUALLY want.
Don't feel bad when they get got.
Don't feel bad when they get got.
In a shocking on-air moment, a “Fox and Friends” co-host said homeless people suffering from mental health issues who refuse help should be killed
'Just Kill 'Em': Fox Host Makes Shocking Comment On Homeless People
"Fox and Friends" co-host Brian Kilmeade made a jaw-dropping remark while discussing homelessness and mental health.
www.huffpost.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Remeber when they beg for civility and claim they are just "free speech" warriors, this is what they ACTUALLY want.
Don't feel bad when they get got.
Don't feel bad when they get got.
CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL OF THE APOLOGY POSTS FROM RIGHT WING NUT JOBS NOW THAT WE KNOW IT WAS ONE OF THEM.
September 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL OF THE APOLOGY POSTS FROM RIGHT WING NUT JOBS NOW THAT WE KNOW IT WAS ONE OF THEM.
Live your truth king
September 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Live your truth king
If I say "I don't feel bad that Nazis get off'd" and you take offense, that says way more about you and your tolerance than it does about mine
September 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If I say "I don't feel bad that Nazis get off'd" and you take offense, that says way more about you and your tolerance than it does about mine
Do the libs on here really need a primer on why it's too late for "we need to be quiet and not speak out or they might do things to us!"? Do they REALLY need to have their eyes forced open to understand why it's '31 and not time to comply in advance, and what's inevitably going to happen if they do?
September 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Do the libs on here really need a primer on why it's too late for "we need to be quiet and not speak out or they might do things to us!"? Do they REALLY need to have their eyes forced open to understand why it's '31 and not time to comply in advance, and what's inevitably going to happen if they do?
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the right wins if they lie and nobody challenges it.
if people challenge it, then they cry about persecution.
if people get fed up with their rhetorical victories and do something violent, they get even MORE power.
the only thing that can definitively stop fascism is [redacted]
if people challenge it, then they cry about persecution.
if people get fed up with their rhetorical victories and do something violent, they get even MORE power.
the only thing that can definitively stop fascism is [redacted]
September 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the right wins if they lie and nobody challenges it.
if people challenge it, then they cry about persecution.
if people get fed up with their rhetorical victories and do something violent, they get even MORE power.
the only thing that can definitively stop fascism is [redacted]
if people challenge it, then they cry about persecution.
if people get fed up with their rhetorical victories and do something violent, they get even MORE power.
the only thing that can definitively stop fascism is [redacted]