Spasmodic 🦃
@spasmodicanus.bsky.social
Priest in the Holy Apostolic Church of Thembo
"Jerry liked my post" counter: 5
He/Him
"Jerry liked my post" counter: 5
He/Him
we are fucking rudderless
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
we are fucking rudderless
So we're taking down the names of these people, right?
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
So we're taking down the names of these people, right?
Back to the Future 2 predicted all of this... Fucking biff president, gambling degeneracy, and everything in you house is an ad printing machine, even the damn toilet paper.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Back to the Future 2 predicted all of this... Fucking biff president, gambling degeneracy, and everything in you house is an ad printing machine, even the damn toilet paper.
"your guilt has already been established, this is a sentencing hearing"
a man in a suit and tie is asking " now what will it be "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is asking " now what will it be "
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"your guilt has already been established, this is a sentencing hearing"
"failed states" gee, wonder if something happened in the recent decades in Afghanistan that affected their state?
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"failed states" gee, wonder if something happened in the recent decades in Afghanistan that affected their state?
"guyz seriously, she's a Russian asset!"
Ok so you have like, payments, or speeches whwre Putin praises her or...
"no but one time he sat at a table she was at with like, 10 other people! Totally an intimate encounter that proves... Stuff!"
Ok so you have like, payments, or speeches whwre Putin praises her or...
"no but one time he sat at a table she was at with like, 10 other people! Totally an intimate encounter that proves... Stuff!"
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"guyz seriously, she's a Russian asset!"
Ok so you have like, payments, or speeches whwre Putin praises her or...
"no but one time he sat at a table she was at with like, 10 other people! Totally an intimate encounter that proves... Stuff!"
Ok so you have like, payments, or speeches whwre Putin praises her or...
"no but one time he sat at a table she was at with like, 10 other people! Totally an intimate encounter that proves... Stuff!"
😂😂😂😂😂 Omg you're serious this is hilarious
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
😂😂😂😂😂 Omg you're serious this is hilarious
www.motherjones.com/politics/201...
"Stein tells Scahill that she did not know she would be seated with Putin or Flynn, and that her interaction with both men was minimal. "
So desperate to believe this photo means anything 😂😂😂😂 what a tool 😂😂😂😂😂
"Stein tells Scahill that she did not know she would be seated with Putin or Flynn, and that her interaction with both men was minimal. "
So desperate to believe this photo means anything 😂😂😂😂 what a tool 😂😂😂😂😂
Jill Stein says nothing happened at her dinner with Vladimir Putin
The Green Party candidate says no money—or even words—were exchanged.
www.motherjones.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
www.motherjones.com/politics/201...
"Stein tells Scahill that she did not know she would be seated with Putin or Flynn, and that her interaction with both men was minimal. "
So desperate to believe this photo means anything 😂😂😂😂 what a tool 😂😂😂😂😂
"Stein tells Scahill that she did not know she would be seated with Putin or Flynn, and that her interaction with both men was minimal. "
So desperate to believe this photo means anything 😂😂😂😂 what a tool 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, oh god, you're still falling for that dumb pic, told you you need to wish for those two brain cells
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Lol, oh god, you're still falling for that dumb pic, told you you need to wish for those two brain cells
You got ass blasted because you believe Stein is Russian ops or whatever, yet she's still out there actually doing the work while kammy left us to hang.
That you think that's homopbobic say more about you than it does me buddy, go to therapy
That you think that's homopbobic say more about you than it does me buddy, go to therapy
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You got ass blasted because you believe Stein is Russian ops or whatever, yet she's still out there actually doing the work while kammy left us to hang.
That you think that's homopbobic say more about you than it does me buddy, go to therapy
That you think that's homopbobic say more about you than it does me buddy, go to therapy
Lol, guess we know what you're asking Santa for, since I have yet to see an actual insult from your blasted ass
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Lol, guess we know what you're asking Santa for, since I have yet to see an actual insult from your blasted ass
I mean, you did, but you'd never admit to it. It's cool though, we know.
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I mean, you did, but you'd never admit to it. It's cool though, we know.
Cool, happy steal indigenous people's land day to you too
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Cool, happy steal indigenous people's land day to you too
It's still a yes or no question, no matter how much you want to deny it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's still a yes or no question, no matter how much you want to deny it.
The fact that you got ass blasted because kammy is a book-selling piece of trash is hilarious
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The fact that you got ass blasted because kammy is a book-selling piece of trash is hilarious
It's a simple yes or no question
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It's a simple yes or no question
So you're just going to glance past the whole "less people want to do this job and here are facts" part?
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
So you're just going to glance past the whole "less people want to do this job and here are facts" part?
2017: 18,300 applicants
2020: 12,000 applicatants
2024: 8,300 applicants
You're not wrong, fewer and fewer want to do it.
2020: 12,000 applicatants
2024: 8,300 applicants
You're not wrong, fewer and fewer want to do it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
2017: 18,300 applicants
2020: 12,000 applicatants
2024: 8,300 applicants
You're not wrong, fewer and fewer want to do it.
2020: 12,000 applicatants
2024: 8,300 applicants
You're not wrong, fewer and fewer want to do it.
Let's not get too hopeful yet... he's started to signal some pretty milquetoast opinions, the rug pull is coming
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Let's not get too hopeful yet... he's started to signal some pretty milquetoast opinions, the rug pull is coming
She wrote a book and is on tour talking about it!
Oh WAIT, that's your girl. Stein has been out at protests for Palestinian rights (you know, the people ol' kammy was bombing?) (www.stltoday.com/news/local/c...) and speaking out against oligarchy (dailynorthwestern.com/2025/03/07/c...)
Oh WAIT, that's your girl. Stein has been out at protests for Palestinian rights (you know, the people ol' kammy was bombing?) (www.stltoday.com/news/local/c...) and speaking out against oligarchy (dailynorthwestern.com/2025/03/07/c...)
2 face charges, including Jill Stein, stemming from pro-Palestine protest at WashU in St. Louis
St. Louis County prosecutors have charged Green Party presidential nominee Jill Stein, 74, with first-degree trespass and fourth-degree assault for striking a police officer with a bicycle and kicking...
www.stltoday.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
She wrote a book and is on tour talking about it!
Oh WAIT, that's your girl. Stein has been out at protests for Palestinian rights (you know, the people ol' kammy was bombing?) (www.stltoday.com/news/local/c...) and speaking out against oligarchy (dailynorthwestern.com/2025/03/07/c...)
Oh WAIT, that's your girl. Stein has been out at protests for Palestinian rights (you know, the people ol' kammy was bombing?) (www.stltoday.com/news/local/c...) and speaking out against oligarchy (dailynorthwestern.com/2025/03/07/c...)
He has enough money to fix the main sources of crime, but it more fun to beat people up with gadgets
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
He has enough money to fix the main sources of crime, but it more fun to beat people up with gadgets
Should be grounds for WAAAAY harsher penalties than that.
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Should be grounds for WAAAAY harsher penalties than that.