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"You ever sailed in a Firefly?"

Vet, gourmand, gamer, science nerd
Ever consider maybe it’s not you but the game? Bought Elden Ring myself because it was GotY and all that. Worst 20 hours of my life. Baldur‘s Gate 3? Five play throughs and I even saved all the Teeflings once! And I’m going to do it again. Keep at it. You just need to find the right game. Cheers!
September 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ah yes, MAGA - taking us right back to the irony age.
September 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That subtitle line is the biggest “no shit” I’ve seen in some time.
September 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Heavens to Murgatroyd! That’s what you’ve been up to? Wow.
September 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yup. Dinosaurs were made to eat mammals. Yum!
September 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
At least the 2nd Amendment is safe.

I’ve always liked cerulean blue. Blue-grey only looks good on a pocket battleship.
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I guess he hasn't had time to fire those statisticians yet. 🤷‍♂️
September 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Right! I'd forgotten. Defense Language Aptitude... Battery... right? *Checks Internet* Yup, that's the one. We'll have to compare scores in private some day. 😉
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Never took the ASVAB. I did take a linguistic aptitude test where they throw a lot of made up languages at you and you have to identify the grammar and provide translations. Did really well. They said I was wasted on German. Tried to talk me into Farsi. I told them there had to be a nuke detachment.
September 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Front yard is N facing: gets almost no direct sunlight. Is cool and moist as we water it well. Moss loves it; no grass

Iceland is all moss everywhere: too cold and wet for grass

Recommend deep shade and water liberally. Pluck grass for a couple years, but the moss will win. Keep it dark/moist.
September 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
!!!!! 😋
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Needs more peppers. Fortunately there is an entire half a pizza remaining. 😁
September 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
*all spellings are intentional out of respect for his administration's literacy.
September 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
PSS: and don't all three of them just look so wonderfully healthy!?
September 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
PS: it's almost as if these three are saying, "You're unworthy to be in the Authoritarian Club."
September 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
JFC, Florida is just one big fucking HOA isn't it?
August 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Little did Americans know that when he said, "Make America great again" he meant Austerity (aka Victory) Gardens and ration books. And since he's rolling time backwards, that will be followed by the greatest depression.
August 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sucking
August 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM