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emily
@sparrowling95.bsky.social
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my tummy hurts, but i'm being really brave about it
29 • she/her • lgbtqia+
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when the cows start to talk back, you know it's time to hit the hay
June 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
you know what they say, voter in the streets and a bird watcher on the deck
June 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
let things lie so they lay down and die
June 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
a break up message a day sends the TSA your way
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if the kenny is cackling, you know she ain’t spackling
June 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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doctor treating kristi noem taking a long, hard look at a bottle of sodium pentobarbital, then muttering the Hippocratic oath through clenched teeth
June 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Let joy return to you in small ways: the warmth of tea, a soft breeze, a kind word. These are all wisps of joy, and you'll see the difference that even one active decision to be happy per day will bring 💚
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
i need to know what the art budget was for cloudward ho bc we’re at at least 37 full body character portraits so far and i’m only 40 minutes into episode 3 #dimension20 #cloudwardho
June 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
a tussle in the streets means a swan dive in the sheets
June 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i just realized that kipperlilly copperkettle is just evil penny luckstone #dimension20 #fantasyhigh
June 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
you can lead a kenny to water, but you can't make her belly flop
June 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
you know what they say, a perky book creates sour milk
June 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
when in doubt, roll away like a can of chef boyardee
June 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
you can't milk a cactus, but that doesn't stop kenny from trying
June 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
kings and queens may have ruled europe, but the stars always light your sky
June 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
three frogs in a hat are worth an owl in a teacup
June 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
June 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Yesterday, millions of us reasserted the “We” in "We the people."

We gained strength from our solidarity. We celebrated our numbers and our power.

We will be steadfast. We will not cower to a dictator.

We will win.
June 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Before the cops in LA started escalating things for no reason it was funny how my main takeaway was how much people were looking out for each other in really helpful ways. I’ve never seen so many people with carts giving away free water, sunscreen, snacks, and masks to total strangers.
June 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
you know what they say, if the donkey is in the yard, make sure the gate is locked
June 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
never trust a goose in boots, she's either dancing or lying
June 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
schemers and plotters are a nickel a nugget these days
June 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
you know what they say, if the toaster smokes, just add more bread
June 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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God bless the editors 🫖

#CloudwardHo
June 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
if the joke has wings, it'll fly right up the chimney
June 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM