Jan
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Jan
@sparrowah.bsky.social
i.e., me
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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As of this morning, @nytguildtech.bsky.social, which represents NYT tech workers, is on strike.

Unless it's resolved while today's Wordle is still live, this streak is gone.

Here's a 🧵 with info on the picket line and how you can help. PLEASE READ — the rules may not be what you think!
November 4, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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We are on ULP strike. We gave @nytimes.com management months of notice of our strike deadline, we made ourselves available around the clock, but the company has decided that our members aren’t worth enough to agree to a fair contract and stop committing unfair labor practices.
November 4, 2024 at 12:45 PM
@nenuvar.bsky.social Dodgers players entering the stadium for their home ceremony to Not Like Us, there is no escape for Dr*ke
November 1, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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The Biden administration announced Wednesday that it is reviving a program to mail free rapid coronavirus tests to Americans.

Starting Sept. 25, people can request four free tests per household through covidtests.gov.
Federal government to start providing free coronavirus tests once again
Americans can again order four free tests through covidtests.gov starting Sept. 25.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 20, 2023 at 8:09 PM
@athene.bsky.social what sound does a squirrel say? E.g., moo.
September 21, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Each episode of True Detective is like a level in Inception so that it feels like 1,000 minutes have passed but actually it was 1 hour
September 20, 2023 at 12:48 AM
I cleaned Walter’s car seat and my new rule is that Walter is not allowed to eat, drink, play, or otherwise enjoy his car seat in any way.

Also NO SAND EVER AGAIN
September 19, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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"“It’s the only way I can think of to combat vast armies of bots,” explained Musk."
Elon Musk says X will charge users 'a small monthly payment' to use its service | TechCrunch
X owner Elon Musk today floated the idea that the social network formerly known as Twitter may no longer be a free site. In a live-streamed conversation
techcrunch.com
September 19, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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They gon kill him in there
September 18, 2023 at 11:52 PM
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Today on Assigned, the exclusive story of an aggressive NYT reporter who played hardball with a vulnerable family, and won.
“You Betrayed Us, Azeen” — Assigned
A story on the allegations of former St. Louis gender clinic staffer Jamie Reed left parents who spoke with NYT reporter Azeen Ghorayshi crushed.
www.assignedmedia.org
September 3, 2023 at 11:14 AM
Walter has been napping for an hour and a half, which is a long nap for someone who swore, “Mama, I’m not tired, I don’t wanna nap. I’m not tired.”
August 31, 2023 at 9:43 PM
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A child said he was being sexually and physically abused by his father.

The father alleged the mother was brainwashing the child against him.

One reporter dug into years of case files to understand how courts decided to interpret the facts.
Both Parents Agree: The Child Is Being Harmed. Which One Will the Court Believe?
A child said he was being sexually and physically abused by his father. The father alleged the mother was brainwashing the child against him. One reporter dug into years of case files to understand ho...
www.propublica.org
August 19, 2023 at 9:55 AM
My own mother hipchecked me to get to my baby 🙄
July 23, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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Using this to get out of Thanksgiving from now on
July 7, 2023 at 11:41 PM