Gemma Smith
@sparklylilgem.bsky.social
Kitten. Gin drinker. Tries to feel the moment. Dances like an arthritic jellyfish. She/They
You can literally wake up any day and decide that it's going to be the first day of the rest of your life. For anyone who needs inspiration.
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You can literally wake up any day and decide that it's going to be the first day of the rest of your life. For anyone who needs inspiration.
Spotify!? What the fuck have you done!? I hate this. I don't want to be taken to yet another chat, I just want to you play the FUCKING SONG THAT MY FRIEND SENT ME. CHANGE IT BACK! I will fucking leave for ever I swear.
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Spotify!? What the fuck have you done!? I hate this. I don't want to be taken to yet another chat, I just want to you play the FUCKING SONG THAT MY FRIEND SENT ME. CHANGE IT BACK! I will fucking leave for ever I swear.
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God really fucked up by not making cognitive dissonance actually painful
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
God really fucked up by not making cognitive dissonance actually painful
Why do men sit on public transport like they're waiting on news about their loved one in hospital? We're on a three hour coach my guy, sit back and chill the fuck out.
May 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Why do men sit on public transport like they're waiting on news about their loved one in hospital? We're on a three hour coach my guy, sit back and chill the fuck out.
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not a trans woman
BREAKING - A former senior aide to health secretary Wes Streeting has just been sentenced for indecent exposure.
Redbridge councillor Sam Gould exposed himself to a lone child, then chased her around a Romford estate.
I was in court:
www.romfordrecorder.co.uk/news/2512070...
Redbridge councillor Sam Gould exposed himself to a lone child, then chased her around a Romford estate.
I was in court:
www.romfordrecorder.co.uk/news/2512070...
Wes Streeting aide chased teenage girl around Romford after flashing her
Former Redbridge councillor Sam Gould, from Hornchurch, flashed a woman and a teenage girl in Havering earlier this year, Barkingside Magistrates'…
www.romfordrecorder.co.uk
April 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
not a trans woman
The only issue with eating your Ferrero Rocher by one-handedly deconstructing it, is that you end up eating half a naked wafer shell last, which is really somewhat of an anticlimax to the whole experience.
April 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The only issue with eating your Ferrero Rocher by one-handedly deconstructing it, is that you end up eating half a naked wafer shell last, which is really somewhat of an anticlimax to the whole experience.
Got my £10 voucher for volunteering with the #NHS #OurFutureHealth thing. Did I take it to Aldi and spend it on wine? Of course I did.
February 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Got my £10 voucher for volunteering with the #NHS #OurFutureHealth thing. Did I take it to Aldi and spend it on wine? Of course I did.
It is becoming a regular occurrence that I feel the injustice of the fact that, despite being an invasive species and having been spotted in the Devon countryside, we don't have racoons who are as prevalent as foxes bringing their joyful chaos into our lives. #wtf
February 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It is becoming a regular occurrence that I feel the injustice of the fact that, despite being an invasive species and having been spotted in the Devon countryside, we don't have racoons who are as prevalent as foxes bringing their joyful chaos into our lives. #wtf
Even the sunshine wasn't doing it for me this morning, but just spotted a contractor at work in full hi-viz enthusiastically waving at my train as it went past. Now maybe if I can get a coffee, if might just be ok.
Thanks my guy.
Thanks my guy.
January 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Even the sunshine wasn't doing it for me this morning, but just spotted a contractor at work in full hi-viz enthusiastically waving at my train as it went past. Now maybe if I can get a coffee, if might just be ok.
Thanks my guy.
Thanks my guy.
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What's going on!? Have they lifted the code only entry thing? Why am I so popular all of a sudden?
November 19, 2024 at 6:50 AM
What's going on!? Have they lifted the code only entry thing? Why am I so popular all of a sudden?
I've got a tea in my hand and I'm tryina do stuff. #DealWithIt
November 14, 2024 at 9:15 AM
I've got a tea in my hand and I'm tryina do stuff. #DealWithIt
As ever, I am delightfully entertained by my own playlists, BOOM Shack-A-Lack!
January 23, 2024 at 9:03 AM
As ever, I am delightfully entertained by my own playlists, BOOM Shack-A-Lack!
"Milky way for blood, evolution in my veins."
January 15, 2024 at 8:59 AM
"Milky way for blood, evolution in my veins."
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I was too busy starting a new job yesterday, but Happy Ace Week everyone!
October 24, 2023 at 5:37 AM
I was too busy starting a new job yesterday, but Happy Ace Week everyone!
Been stuck in a social media hole for ages, please someone tell me to go make dinner.
October 13, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Been stuck in a social media hole for ages, please someone tell me to go make dinner.
Dreamt that I got up 5 times before I actually managed to get up. If anyone could confirm that this one's the real deal I'd really appreciate it.
October 8, 2023 at 8:49 AM
Dreamt that I got up 5 times before I actually managed to get up. If anyone could confirm that this one's the real deal I'd really appreciate it.