sparklingwhine
sparklingwhine.bsky.social
sparklingwhine
@sparklingwhine.bsky.social
lifesize humanperson in kentucky.
a flop, generally.
she/her/they.
My husband and I are a lil reclusive & I suspect we're the "weird neighbors" b/c everyone around us is either retired and work on their yards all the time or have a typical suburban nuclear family vibe. If we weren't already known as the weird neighbors I think I just cemented us with that title...
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Chat, look at what I found at a yard sale.
October 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Started having spasms in what I think is my right ovary yesterday?! I know I'm ovulating but I've never had this feeling before. Have y'all experienced this? It is disconcerting. Like girl calm down and quit flip flopping around in there!!!
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Y'all know how they say deaths happen in 3s? Ozzy Osbourne... now Hulk Hogan...

I'm seeing a theme of problematic misogynistic male -turned-2000s-reality-tv stars...
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July 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do yall remember ChaCha?
May 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am officially about to crash the fuck out, as the kids may say.
May 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Me playing this new Nikki update
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April 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm intestinal. I'm in distress. I can handle it.
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April 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Imagine JD Vance being one of the last people you see before you die... talk about a horror film.
April 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The Denver airport is a hell in an alien world.
April 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Has anyone had a cat who consistently pees outside the litter box? We've tried everything with our vet and he still is having issues. We've tried different boxes, different litter, gabapentin, a steroid, & done xrays and blood work to rule out medical issues.
March 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Do you all have any reccs for things to do/see/eat/drink/etc in the greater Denver area?
March 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Ohhhh this episode of Traitors US was such a bummer.
February 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I just finished the first 2 episodes of yellowjackets s3 & absolutely hated them. It felt like an entirely different show???
February 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Yall, pray for me. I'm braving Costco today and I am frightened.
February 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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it is fucking insane to see people act like "DEI" just means tepid corporate trainings when trump says it when he wants to deny visas for trans athletes entering the united states and builds a concentration camp for immigrants in gitmo and removes all mention of women and minorities from everything
February 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My dad always wants to get lunch at Bob Evans (I know). Everything I've tried there thus far (a salad & an omelette) have been ass. Is there anything y'all like there that's like... decent?
February 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I impressed my director with something I troubleshot at work and was feeling good about myself. Then I sent the update email to a stakeholder and they replied thanking me and called me by the wrong name. lmao oof, humbling.
February 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Would y'all perhaps be my friend on Infinity Nikki so I can do this carriage ride with friends task?! I generated a friend code and it's npfqiTtw
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January 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
HAHAHAH the pharmacy wants $1000 for a 1 month supply of one of my medications & that's with my new insurance kicking in! I have a $3300 deductible. I HATE IT HEREEEEEE. Love paying thousands of dollars for basic medical care that sucks ass!!!!!
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January 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
All hail my orange son.
Joey is the only orange man I celebrate.
January 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is my biological daughter.
January 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The luteal phase can once again kiss my ass. Hate this shit.
January 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Glad I live in a country where the government takes greater action on 1) a popular app they can't directly be in control of and 2) funding billions towards genocide than they do on funding and strengthening communities and helping their own people. Love it here!!!!!
a man sitting on a couch with the words " there 's no place i 'd rather be "
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January 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM