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@sparkerpants.bsky.social
ATX. Large dog enthusiast. Writer.
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I am begging event organizers, in the year of Our Dark Lord Satan 2025, to understand that people have dietary restrictions
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am begging event organizers, in the year of Our Dark Lord Satan 2025, to understand that people have dietary restrictions
We used to be a proper country
![Screenshot of the horrible bullshit evolution of the chain email “curses” we used to post on FB 20(!) years ago. Repost or in 7 days you’ll die!!!
Transcript of the horrors:
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE
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|BEAUTIFUL truck | '|""";.., ___.
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 Beautiful People IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL! IF YOU BRAKE THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS BEAUTIFUL.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tcrxpwbrsmrnxpbzcg4kigm6/bafkreigloxnrggtr6cwaeb2obkmk3mpou5ovt26ip7qa4rvzmde5a5ksba@jpeg)
September 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
We used to be a proper country
Love 2 hear from my old pal Spam Risk so frequently
September 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Love 2 hear from my old pal Spam Risk so frequently
I really don’t need another hobby but here we are
September 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I really don’t need another hobby but here we are
What is happening with the spam texts
September 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What is happening with the spam texts
September 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I can offer you an English mastiff (tho she is small for her people, most still consider her ENORMOUS)
August 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I can offer you an English mastiff (tho she is small for her people, most still consider her ENORMOUS)
I recommend drawing her life-size (she’s a 130lb mastiff)
July 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I recommend drawing her life-size (she’s a 130lb mastiff)
Portrait of a Lady with NO RAGRETS
July 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Portrait of a Lady with NO RAGRETS
No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist, who is it
…this unfortunately tracks
…this unfortunately tracks
July 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist, who is it
…this unfortunately tracks
…this unfortunately tracks
I want their life
July 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I want their life
A little concerned that they are still responding
June 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A little concerned that they are still responding
You should not trust the small criminal that lives in my home, however
June 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You should not trust the small criminal that lives in my home, however
Truth Coming Out of Her Baby Pool to shame mankind
June 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Truth Coming Out of Her Baby Pool to shame mankind
Me seeing each news item about Tucker Carlson on Trump doing wars lately
June 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me seeing each news item about Tucker Carlson on Trump doing wars lately
On the plus side this majestic beast came back to bed with me because she was Scared Of The Beeps
June 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
On the plus side this majestic beast came back to bed with me because she was Scared Of The Beeps
My hotel comes with a complimentary boyfriend
May 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My hotel comes with a complimentary boyfriend
Can’t wait to be put on my government rations (the 1970s Vogue egg and wine diet)
May 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Can’t wait to be put on my government rations (the 1970s Vogue egg and wine diet)
I really hate today online
April 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I really hate today online
I am having fun on LinkedIn dot com
March 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am having fun on LinkedIn dot com
Everything is terrible but I am determined to snatch joy from the jaws of it
March 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Everything is terrible but I am determined to snatch joy from the jaws of it
When u r extremely good at the economy
March 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When u r extremely good at the economy
Big girl abides ❤️
February 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Big girl abides ❤️