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You have no chance to survive, make your time.
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
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How about this for a new amendment?
"No person shall be eligible for any office under the United States if previously convicted of a felony by the United States or any State."
"No person shall be eligible for any office under the United States if previously convicted of a felony by the United States or any State."
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How about this for a new amendment?
"No person shall be eligible for any office under the United States if previously convicted of a felony by the United States or any State."
"No person shall be eligible for any office under the United States if previously convicted of a felony by the United States or any State."
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To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine.
We executed multiple members of that crew.
We executed multiple members of that crew.
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine.
We executed multiple members of that crew.
We executed multiple members of that crew.
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Voyager 1 is almost one light-day from Earth. The intrepid #spacecraft will cross a major distance milestone in November 2026 - 16.1 billion miles. #Voyager1 #lightday
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Voyager 1 is almost one light-day from Earth. The intrepid #spacecraft will cross a major distance milestone in November 2026 - 16.1 billion miles. #Voyager1 #lightday
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
Link for more information: www.popsci.com/science/voya...
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Attention, MAGA women! Be a true tradwife and stay home from the polls! Women voting is scary, woke, & invented by progressives, and it pulls you out of your household cycle of dishes, babies, and cooking! 😱
Be a classical, conservative housewife!
Boycott the midterms!
#USDemocracy #MomSky
Be a classical, conservative housewife!
Boycott the midterms!
#USDemocracy #MomSky
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Attention, MAGA women! Be a true tradwife and stay home from the polls! Women voting is scary, woke, & invented by progressives, and it pulls you out of your household cycle of dishes, babies, and cooking! 😱
Be a classical, conservative housewife!
Boycott the midterms!
#USDemocracy #MomSky
Be a classical, conservative housewife!
Boycott the midterms!
#USDemocracy #MomSky
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1/ Still tracking the right-wing ecosystem today. Ignoring this stuff won’t save us. We need to know what nonsense they’re pumping out. This is the afternoon edition. If you missed the AM breakdown, it’s worth reading first to see how the cycle builds.
#Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #Proudblue
#Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #Proudblue
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
1/ Still tracking the right-wing ecosystem today. Ignoring this stuff won’t save us. We need to know what nonsense they’re pumping out. This is the afternoon edition. If you missed the AM breakdown, it’s worth reading first to see how the cycle builds.
#Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #Proudblue
#Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #Proudblue
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As of a minute ago, the Epstein files vote in the house was way past the 290 vote veto proof majority. One no vote.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
As of a minute ago, the Epstein files vote in the house was way past the 290 vote veto proof majority. One no vote.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Ahh- good times
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ahh- good times
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Steve Cousineau: “My Original Sketch. Trump's unilateral, and illegal, bombing of vessels in the Caribbean isn't the only points of indifferent destruction...and they still applaud.”
October 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Steve Cousineau: “My Original Sketch. Trump's unilateral, and illegal, bombing of vessels in the Caribbean isn't the only points of indifferent destruction...and they still applaud.”
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Watching people defend the most corrupt politicians alive, drowning in scandals while they rob us blind and sell off our democracy, is unreal.
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Watching people defend the most corrupt politicians alive, drowning in scandals while they rob us blind and sell off our democracy, is unreal.
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A 14-word replacement for most op-eds, substacks, etc about this moment.
The GOP could stop ALL of this, right now—if a handful of Sens or Reps could step outside the cult.
It would take four in the Senate, four (maybe five) in the House, to change history.
Until then, they're all to blame.
The GOP could stop ALL of this, right now—if a handful of Sens or Reps could step outside the cult.
It would take four in the Senate, four (maybe five) in the House, to change history.
Until then, they're all to blame.
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A 14-word replacement for most op-eds, substacks, etc about this moment.
The GOP could stop ALL of this, right now—if a handful of Sens or Reps could step outside the cult.
It would take four in the Senate, four (maybe five) in the House, to change history.
Until then, they're all to blame.
The GOP could stop ALL of this, right now—if a handful of Sens or Reps could step outside the cult.
It would take four in the Senate, four (maybe five) in the House, to change history.
Until then, they're all to blame.
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As a matter of current law, could the president just…knock down the entire White House? Just raze the whole thing to the ground?
October 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
As a matter of current law, could the president just…knock down the entire White House? Just raze the whole thing to the ground?
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FYI :“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.”
Awaiting law enforcement.
Awaiting law enforcement.
October 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
FYI :“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.”
Awaiting law enforcement.
Awaiting law enforcement.
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
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Overturn Citizens United In Your State
Here's how.
Here's how.
This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.
Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Overturn Citizens United In Your State
Here's how.
Here's how.
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Fact-checked ✅️ True
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fact-checked ✅️ True
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When fascism is on the march be a frog
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When fascism is on the march be a frog
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BRING ON THE FROGS
October 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
BRING ON THE FROGS
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Outrage seems to be the only thing still manufactured in the US.
October 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Outrage seems to be the only thing still manufactured in the US.
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Suno’s upgraded AI music generator is technically impressive, but still soulless
Suno’s upgraded AI music generator is technically impressive, but still soulless
Suno’s v5 music generator is technically impressive, but undone by the soulless perfection of its AI vocalists.
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September 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Suno’s upgraded AI music generator is technically impressive, but still soulless