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⌘Spanky
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You have no chance to survive, make your time.
Quietly raises hand
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
(This is not an excuse for how bad they are)
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You know why, right? They’re cut fresh. It is impossible to make a good fry out of fresh cut potatoes. They need to be blanched at a minimum and flash frozen to get what you expect from McDs.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“I need you to rig those voting machines again, like you did last time”
October 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Right, the “lousy economy”. More like the fascism, but sure, blame it on something else.
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Fact-checked ✅️ True
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM