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BREAKING: ICE admits agents wear masks not for secrecy but to spare the public from the infinite void where their faces should be. Lawmakers pushing transparency warned that one glimpse at an unmasked officer could drive mortals to madness.
ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks
WASHINGTON—In response to legislation that would ban officers from obscuring their identities during arrests and raids, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement confirmed Thursday that beneath their m...
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September 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
BREAKING: ICE admits agents wear masks not for secrecy but to spare the public from the infinite void where their faces should be. Lawmakers pushing transparency warned that one glimpse at an unmasked officer could drive mortals to madness.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Breaking News: The national suicide prevention hotline will no longer work with the Trevor Project or provide specialized support to LGBTQ callers under a new Trump administration directive effective July 17. nyti.ms/444VrdN
June 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Breaking News: The national suicide prevention hotline will no longer work with the Trevor Project or provide specialized support to LGBTQ callers under a new Trump administration directive effective July 17. nyti.ms/444VrdN
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There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.
June 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.
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Wherever you live in the world, your climate is getting warmer.
21st June is #ShowYourStripes day when we encourage everyone to use the warming stripes graphics to talk about climate change and how we are all already experiencing the consequences.
Download your stripes: www.ShowYourStripes.info
21st June is #ShowYourStripes day when we encourage everyone to use the warming stripes graphics to talk about climate change and how we are all already experiencing the consequences.
Download your stripes: www.ShowYourStripes.info
June 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Wherever you live in the world, your climate is getting warmer.
21st June is #ShowYourStripes day when we encourage everyone to use the warming stripes graphics to talk about climate change and how we are all already experiencing the consequences.
Download your stripes: www.ShowYourStripes.info
21st June is #ShowYourStripes day when we encourage everyone to use the warming stripes graphics to talk about climate change and how we are all already experiencing the consequences.
Download your stripes: www.ShowYourStripes.info
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Earth will warm 1.5 degrees Celsius above preindustrial levels in just two years, new data shows. Irreversible tipping points — like the melting of Arctic ice sheets or the collapse of coral reefs — are closer at hand than previously believed.
Earth is likely to cross a key climate threshold in two years
A new World Meteorological Organization report spells the end of the world’s most famous climate goal.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Earth will warm 1.5 degrees Celsius above preindustrial levels in just two years, new data shows. Irreversible tipping points — like the melting of Arctic ice sheets or the collapse of coral reefs — are closer at hand than previously believed.
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Trump hates Zelensky for “starting” the war but is also mad at him for not starting the war sooner.
April 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Trump hates Zelensky for “starting” the war but is also mad at him for not starting the war sooner.
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⚡️ Japan signs deal on $3 billion for Ukraine under G7 loan.
Japan signed an agreement with Ukraine on April 18 to provide the country with a loan of 471.9 billion Japanese yen ($3 billion) covered by Russian assets.
Japan signed an agreement with Ukraine on April 18 to provide the country with a loan of 471.9 billion Japanese yen ($3 billion) covered by Russian assets.
Japan signs deal on $3 billion for Ukraine under G7 loan
Japan's funds will be disbursed over 30 years and directed toward budgetary needs and to support reconstruction and development.
kyivindependent.com
April 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
⚡️ Japan signs deal on $3 billion for Ukraine under G7 loan.
Japan signed an agreement with Ukraine on April 18 to provide the country with a loan of 471.9 billion Japanese yen ($3 billion) covered by Russian assets.
Japan signed an agreement with Ukraine on April 18 to provide the country with a loan of 471.9 billion Japanese yen ($3 billion) covered by Russian assets.
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Lol 😂 The US imposes 10% on the Heard and McDonald Islands, an Australian territory near Antarctica, home to penguins and seals, with no human population.
April 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Lol 😂 The US imposes 10% on the Heard and McDonald Islands, an Australian territory near Antarctica, home to penguins and seals, with no human population.
Ukraine doing literally so much to show good faith in negotiations when they shouldn't have to.
russia then bombs hospitals minutes after Trump/putin phone call.
russia then bombs hospitals minutes after Trump/putin phone call.
⚡️Zelensky agrees to halt strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during call with Trump, Bloomberg reports.
President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed to stop strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during a phone call with U.S. President Donald Trump, Bloomberg reported, citing an unnamed source.
President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed to stop strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during a phone call with U.S. President Donald Trump, Bloomberg reported, citing an unnamed source.
Zelensky agrees to halt strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during call with Trump, Bloomberg reports
President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed to stop strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during a phone call with U.S. President Donald Trump, Bloomberg reported on March 19, citing an unnamed source fami...
kyivindependent.com
March 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Ukraine doing literally so much to show good faith in negotiations when they shouldn't have to.
russia then bombs hospitals minutes after Trump/putin phone call.
russia then bombs hospitals minutes after Trump/putin phone call.
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⚡️Zelensky agrees to halt strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during call with Trump, Bloomberg reports.
President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed to stop strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during a phone call with U.S. President Donald Trump, Bloomberg reported, citing an unnamed source.
President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed to stop strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during a phone call with U.S. President Donald Trump, Bloomberg reported, citing an unnamed source.
Zelensky agrees to halt strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during call with Trump, Bloomberg reports
President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed to stop strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during a phone call with U.S. President Donald Trump, Bloomberg reported on March 19, citing an unnamed source fami...
kyivindependent.com
March 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
⚡️Zelensky agrees to halt strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during call with Trump, Bloomberg reports.
President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed to stop strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during a phone call with U.S. President Donald Trump, Bloomberg reported, citing an unnamed source.
President Volodymyr Zelensky agreed to stop strikes on Russian energy infrastructure during a phone call with U.S. President Donald Trump, Bloomberg reported, citing an unnamed source.
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Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries.
We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.
Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.
Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
March 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries.
We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.
Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district.
Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...
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🤬 Ukrainian Human Rights Commissioner says Russians likely executed at least 5 Ukrainian soldiers
Ukrainian Human Rights Commissioner says Russians likely executed at least 5 Ukrainian soldiers
A new video has appeared on social media showing Russians allegedly executing five unarmed Ukrainian prisoners of war.
www.pravda.com.ua
March 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
🤬 Ukrainian Human Rights Commissioner says Russians likely executed at least 5 Ukrainian soldiers
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I honest to god don't care that she tried to kill congestion pricing like 50 times if she's gonna behave like this.
Gov. Hochul: "Think about this next time you're stuck in traffic." www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFl...
February 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I honest to god don't care that she tried to kill congestion pricing like 50 times if she's gonna behave like this.
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⚡️Trump's pick for FBI chief took money from Russian propagandist, WP reports.
Kash Patel received $25,000 in 2024 from a company run by pro-Kremlin filmmaker Igor Lopatonok.
Kash Patel received $25,000 in 2024 from a company run by pro-Kremlin filmmaker Igor Lopatonok.
Trump's pick for FBI chief took money from Russian propagandist, WP reports
Kash Patel received $25,000 in 2024 from a company run by pro-Kremlin filmmaker Igor Lopatonok.
kyivindependent.com
February 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
⚡️Trump's pick for FBI chief took money from Russian propagandist, WP reports.
Kash Patel received $25,000 in 2024 from a company run by pro-Kremlin filmmaker Igor Lopatonok.
Kash Patel received $25,000 in 2024 from a company run by pro-Kremlin filmmaker Igor Lopatonok.
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Elon Musk told a gathering of the hard-right Alternative for Germany party that the country has “too much of a focus on past guilt,” an apparent effort to wipe away influence Nazis had on generations of Germans to quarantine extreme political parties.
Musk Says Germany Has ‘Too Much of a Focus on Past Guilt’
His comments to the hard-right Alternative for Germany party escalated efforts by the billionaire to influence the country’s election for chancellor next month.
www.nytimes.com
January 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Elon Musk told a gathering of the hard-right Alternative for Germany party that the country has “too much of a focus on past guilt,” an apparent effort to wipe away influence Nazis had on generations of Germans to quarantine extreme political parties.
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We can all agree, no matter our politics, that chef José Andrés deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his amazing work with World Central Kitchen in disaster-stricken areas across the U.S. and the world.
January 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We can all agree, no matter our politics, that chef José Andrés deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his amazing work with World Central Kitchen in disaster-stricken areas across the U.S. and the world.
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Top Russian General Killed By Bomb
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December 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Top Russian General Killed By Bomb
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Mercator Projection you continue to betray me
December 11, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Mercator Projection you continue to betray me
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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Make Americans Trusting Experts Great Again
Make Americans Trusting Experts Great Again
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Make Americans Trusting Experts Great Again
Make Americans Trusting Experts Great Again