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b dawg
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empirically 5 apples tall
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there is a serious lack of girlish whimsy on bluesky and i don’t like it so if you don’t mind i think i’ll repost every single thing i saved on pinterest
happy "anyway. onto better things" thursday
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
release me from this capitalist prison !!!! i need a nap !!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Make-a-Wish-ass Presidency.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Need to be wrapped in a duvet, put in front of a tv, and like, fed and watered for a week.
October 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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i had no business singing this at 12yo
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
a person is kneeling on top of a car .
ALT: a person is kneeling on top of a car .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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everyone get more emo NOW.
October 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
epic work everybody
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
went on an adventure and all im gonna say is some curbs were hit some traffic laws were broken
October 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i need to quit my job so i can focus on doing my dishes
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Me n her
July 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
god i am so excited to wake up and eat a bagel
August 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
August 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
starfish butt
Hundreds of thousands of people in Argentina have watched a livestream of a deep sea exploration, partly out of interest in nature and partly as a form of activism as President Javier Milei threatens to cut state-funded science. nyti.ms/45rOOmu
A Starfish Has Captivated Argentina. It Didn’t Ask to Be Political.
A livestream of an undersea project has captivated Argentina as President Javier Milei wields a chain saw on the budget for science.
nyti.ms
August 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i swear biting people releases so much dopamine. it doesnt even have to be a crunch it can just be nom nom nom
August 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
no one can ever fully estimate my undying love for mac and cheese
July 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
this job im applying for deadass sent me a buzzfeed personality test as part of the interview process
July 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
turns out it’s a spotify ad they’ve been playing in the uk for YEARS and everybody hates it thank u for coming to my ted talk
i still don’t understand that one tiktok sound that says jet2 holiday save 50 pounds per person. is this the autism or am i just old
July 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
i have got to stop being so fucking lazy. i just fell out of my bed like a family guy character trying to grab my charger without getting up
July 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i still don’t understand that one tiktok sound that says jet2 holiday save 50 pounds per person. is this the autism or am i just old
July 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
how do i convince my boyfriend not to shave his head
July 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
men will really be like good news the mcrib is back bad news i cheated on you
July 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
June 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Mahmoud Khalil is free.
June 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
my boyfriend staring at me longingly from the tupperware container i put him in
June 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM