Lazers Mark-Raygun
@space-laser-party.bsky.social
Comp sci guy, amateur musician, laziest man on Mars.
The Stereo-sausage butterfly.
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Stereo-sausage butterfly.
Nice...
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Nice...
Sure, sex is good, but have you never dinged dong merrily on high?
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sure, sex is good, but have you never dinged dong merrily on high?
In a quiet moment between tunes last night, I started "Good King Wenceslas" and everybody piled on. It was an amazing feeling.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
In a quiet moment between tunes last night, I started "Good King Wenceslas" and everybody piled on. It was an amazing feeling.
Whenever you listen to somebody tapping out Morse in an old movie and talking over it, please know that that's absolutely not how it worked. dit dit dit dit dit (pause) dah dah
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Whenever you listen to somebody tapping out Morse in an old movie and talking over it, please know that that's absolutely not how it worked. dit dit dit dit dit (pause) dah dah
My favorite part of "It's a Wonderful Life" as a kid was wondering why in the fuck that kid was asking her dad how to spell "Frankenstein". It's OK, George, I'd yeet myself off a bridge, too.
December 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My favorite part of "It's a Wonderful Life" as a kid was wondering why in the fuck that kid was asking her dad how to spell "Frankenstein". It's OK, George, I'd yeet myself off a bridge, too.
A musical? You mean you're going to SING a little story to me? Hell yeah. Sign me up.
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A musical? You mean you're going to SING a little story to me? Hell yeah. Sign me up.
Dearest Nutrition Facts,
At no point in my life will I ever count the amount of chips I'm eating.
Thanks for all the numbers!
Mark
At no point in my life will I ever count the amount of chips I'm eating.
Thanks for all the numbers!
Mark
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Dearest Nutrition Facts,
At no point in my life will I ever count the amount of chips I'm eating.
Thanks for all the numbers!
Mark
At no point in my life will I ever count the amount of chips I'm eating.
Thanks for all the numbers!
Mark
Boss: Mark, we're a professional organization with a high degree of courtesy and care for our customers.
Me: Noted. We're still using "cool.com/yeet" as an example URL in our docs.
Me: Noted. We're still using "cool.com/yeet" as an example URL in our docs.
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Boss: Mark, we're a professional organization with a high degree of courtesy and care for our customers.
Me: Noted. We're still using "cool.com/yeet" as an example URL in our docs.
Me: Noted. We're still using "cool.com/yeet" as an example URL in our docs.
You will never get this with oil and gas.
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You will never get this with oil and gas.
Same vibe as the weird, low-poly iridescent reindeer on boujee people's lawns this year--
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Same vibe as the weird, low-poly iridescent reindeer on boujee people's lawns this year--
This is it. This is what peak UI design looks like.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is it. This is what peak UI design looks like.
You'd think Microsoft Outlook would be smart enough to know that automated emails from Microsoft Sharepoint are safe, but here we are...
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You'd think Microsoft Outlook would be smart enough to know that automated emails from Microsoft Sharepoint are safe, but here we are...
Heartfelt condolences to all the seniors aged 93 who are no longer eligible for Frank Sinatra's Merry Christmas wishes.
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Heartfelt condolences to all the seniors aged 93 who are no longer eligible for Frank Sinatra's Merry Christmas wishes.
It's a good thing spicy food goes out the back way, 'coz a flaming hot chili piss does *not* sound like a good time.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's a good thing spicy food goes out the back way, 'coz a flaming hot chili piss does *not* sound like a good time.
Luann de Lesseps' last name spelled backwards is "Spessel", which sounds like a more believable last name.
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Luann de Lesseps' last name spelled backwards is "Spessel", which sounds like a more believable last name.
Bing Maps is superior to Google in every possible way.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bing Maps is superior to Google in every possible way.
Can we get this guy to run for president?
When Pete Hegseth tweeted he was investigating me, Gabby laughed and laughed.
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Can we get this guy to run for president?
Waiting for my clock to tell me that it's Jingle Bell Time so I that may rock the night away. I sense another season of disappointment.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Waiting for my clock to tell me that it's Jingle Bell Time so I that may rock the night away. I sense another season of disappointment.
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever went on a random-ass late-night trip to the grocery store exclusively for potato chips, giggling all the way?
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever went on a random-ass late-night trip to the grocery store exclusively for potato chips, giggling all the way?
It's been another fun season of apps showing users their data in fun ways, but Reverb needs to get onboard.
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's been another fun season of apps showing users their data in fun ways, but Reverb needs to get onboard.
To underline the current state of capitalism: the Hess Truck this year isn't even a truck.
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
To underline the current state of capitalism: the Hess Truck this year isn't even a truck.
I was today years old when I realized "sentimental" is "sentir" (to feel) + "mental" (crazy).
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I was today years old when I realized "sentimental" is "sentir" (to feel) + "mental" (crazy).
"Gone away is the bluebird / Here to stay is a new bird"-- 9 out of 10 ornithologists agree: Winter Wonderland is a trash-tier song.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"Gone away is the bluebird / Here to stay is a new bird"-- 9 out of 10 ornithologists agree: Winter Wonderland is a trash-tier song.
Thanks for putting my delicious pizza fries in a tin foil container. Now I can't throw this mother in the microwave.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thanks for putting my delicious pizza fries in a tin foil container. Now I can't throw this mother in the microwave.