Lazers Mark-Raygun
@space-laser-party.bsky.social
Comp sci guy, amateur musician, laziest man on Mars.
The Stereo-sausage butterfly.
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Stereo-sausage butterfly.
In a quiet moment between tunes last night, I started "Good King Wenceslas" and everybody piled on. It was an amazing feeling.
December 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
In a quiet moment between tunes last night, I started "Good King Wenceslas" and everybody piled on. It was an amazing feeling.
You will never get this with oil and gas.
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You will never get this with oil and gas.
Same vibe as the weird, low-poly iridescent reindeer on boujee people's lawns this year--
December 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Same vibe as the weird, low-poly iridescent reindeer on boujee people's lawns this year--
This is it. This is what peak UI design looks like.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is it. This is what peak UI design looks like.
Bing Maps is superior to Google in every possible way.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bing Maps is superior to Google in every possible way.
I do consume printed pornography from time to time...
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I do consume printed pornography from time to time...
You take my breath away, Lung Removal Tool...
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You take my breath away, Lung Removal Tool...
Oh hey. There are 340M people in America. Why do only 80M own homes?
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Oh hey. There are 340M people in America. Why do only 80M own homes?
So! This year: Do you wanna be a sexy, uhh... (checks notes) Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
October 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
So! This year: Do you wanna be a sexy, uhh... (checks notes) Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
Sometime in the early 2010s, I kept a running list of GIFs and reactions to use in the pre-Slack work chat program. One was a creepy image of a Chuck-E-Cheese-adjacent tree with the caption "FEED ME BABBYS"[sic]. I can no longer find it, as hilarious as it was. It may be gone forever. 😥
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sometime in the early 2010s, I kept a running list of GIFs and reactions to use in the pre-Slack work chat program. One was a creepy image of a Chuck-E-Cheese-adjacent tree with the caption "FEED ME BABBYS"[sic]. I can no longer find it, as hilarious as it was. It may be gone forever. 😥
"We'll simultaneously gut government oversight and increase incentives to increase manufacturing in America!"
The manufacturing in America:
The manufacturing in America:
October 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"We'll simultaneously gut government oversight and increase incentives to increase manufacturing in America!"
The manufacturing in America:
The manufacturing in America:
Kinda sus that you've never seen them in the same place at the same time...
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Kinda sus that you've never seen them in the same place at the same time...
Nothing like paying $135/month for thirteen years just to still have to manually remove shovelware because #Verizon also gets money from app publishers. 🙄
September 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Nothing like paying $135/month for thirteen years just to still have to manually remove shovelware because #Verizon also gets money from app publishers. 🙄
I saw the below image, so I made it real-- barkmurger.com/wrongulator
It's here! It's wrong! Try Chaos Mode™! Use it on your taxes!
It's here! It's wrong! Try Chaos Mode™! Use it on your taxes!
September 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I saw the below image, so I made it real-- barkmurger.com/wrongulator
It's here! It's wrong! Try Chaos Mode™! Use it on your taxes!
It's here! It's wrong! Try Chaos Mode™! Use it on your taxes!
I wanna know about whoever saw this fella and was like, "man, I bet if we crack this guy open, there are some delicious meats in there..."
September 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I wanna know about whoever saw this fella and was like, "man, I bet if we crack this guy open, there are some delicious meats in there..."
Last XPlane post for a while... I love how light and fast it is to start up XP11, but its scenery is so laughably bad. Here's the Golden Gate Bridge in XP11 (unrecognizable in the 60GB game) vs XP12 (only 30GB more).
September 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Last XPlane post for a while... I love how light and fast it is to start up XP11, but its scenery is so laughably bad. Here's the Golden Gate Bridge in XP11 (unrecognizable in the 60GB game) vs XP12 (only 30GB more).
Switching over from MSFS to XPlane, I've upgraded to 12 for the better graphics and stumbled on the free camera view where you can put your plane on autopilot and fuck off to take some cool scenery photos. I hear you can do this in MSFS, but this was super cool and intuitive.
September 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Switching over from MSFS to XPlane, I've upgraded to 12 for the better graphics and stumbled on the free camera view where you can put your plane on autopilot and fuck off to take some cool scenery photos. I hear you can do this in MSFS, but this was super cool and intuitive.
I downloaded the enable1.txt wordlist and ran a quick grep on it, and was able to determine "billowy" and "beefily" are the longest words in English that's in alphabetic order.
August 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I downloaded the enable1.txt wordlist and ran a quick grep on it, and was able to determine "billowy" and "beefily" are the longest words in English that's in alphabetic order.
"Mark! You have such an interesting taste in music! You should share more often!"
My taste in music:
My taste in music:
August 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Mark! You have such an interesting taste in music! You should share more often!"
My taste in music:
My taste in music:
So, wait!! Is the show "Gilmore Girls" a nod to the song "Galway Girl". Title similarities aside "her hair was black and her eyes were blue" very nearly describe the main characters of Lorelei and Rory.
Eh?
Eh?
July 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So, wait!! Is the show "Gilmore Girls" a nod to the song "Galway Girl". Title similarities aside "her hair was black and her eyes were blue" very nearly describe the main characters of Lorelei and Rory.
Eh?
Eh?
I know *I'm* late to the joke, but MechaHitler was a first boss in the first Wolfenstein game. So weird that Grok, the cutting edge AI is 44 years late
July 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I know *I'm* late to the joke, but MechaHitler was a first boss in the first Wolfenstein game. So weird that Grok, the cutting edge AI is 44 years late
MSFS vs X-Plane 11. NGL, I prefer the latter.
July 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
MSFS vs X-Plane 11. NGL, I prefer the latter.
Current mood: Sadwich
July 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Current mood: Sadwich
I typed how to disable Google AI into Bing, and got an incorrect AI-generated answer. 💥
July 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I typed how to disable Google AI into Bing, and got an incorrect AI-generated answer. 💥