Thank god Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate have prepared Gen Z alpha males to die in battle for the annexation of Greenland

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

“Officials liked what the man in the van set out to do - give all the children delicious candy - but have been frustrated by his reckless abduction approach”

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

I love this book a lot (Terry Pratchett, "Monstrous Regiment").

I highly recommend to anyone who has religious trauma. Or gender.

It's pretty much a standalone Discworld book and you totally don't have to have read any of the others first.

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger.

Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

It’s just bleak that there’s a considerable amount of people who are like “thank goodness the worlds richest human being is stopping the tyranny of the consumer financial protection bureau and that guy who collects atmospheric data”

To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."

(experiencing misery caused by socioeconomic injustice) This is terrible! I must work hard so that someday perhaps I can be on the causing side

When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that

Good morning, Bluesky Friends! 🗽💙 🌊

literally every reaction I have to "the current culture" I try to gut check against this trend

Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud