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The Snarkoleptic (John Sowalsky)
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Snarkoleptic. Impolite. Once and future middle school English teacher. Married. I'm a very funny man. FDT. Anti-Zionist. (he/him)

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Cryghing
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Thanks for the shout out! 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Spaghetti-Os are tougher.
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
In front of large crowds.
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Undoubtedly. But I believe they would be few and far between. And I also believe that if we could put this asinine, juvenile debate to rest once and for all, we could spend our time and energy discussing issues of actual substance.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
to spend their entire lives in a state of inactivity. I would argue that such a state is generally antithetical to human nature and that most people have goals they want to accomplish, interests they want to pursue, and potential they want to fulfill. Would there be exceptions to this tendency?
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Third, if anyone demanded to know how we could cover such an expense, I would suggest that we tax billionaires and halve our military budget, which would neither put our economy nor our national security at the slightest risk. Finally, I would point out that most people would not want
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I seriously would not give a single, rock-hard, BB-sized shit about it. First of all, it's really none of my business what someone else wants to do with their life. Second, the wealth of this nation is of such a staggering magnitude that it would hardly be a drop in the ocean.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Ten million people stuffing their faces with fast food, smoking like chimneys, and guzzling alcohol until they require continual, otherwise preventable medical care. In short, ten million people on the dole. If this were so, I would not give a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
utilities, cell phones, and internet access were all provided by the government, in full, with no requirements and no strings attached. Ten million people basically suckling off the government's teat. Ten million people melting away the tax dollars contributed by the rest of us.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
So... they're about to screw over the goon squad whose favor they rely on to maintain a grasp on their fascist takeover? Have I got that right?
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Only the ones with more than two brain cells to rub together. Which doesn't inspire hope.
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pelosi can go chew turds. Just another cog in the machine that produced . . . this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM