The Snarkoleptic (John Sowalsky)
@sowalsky.bsky.social
Snarkoleptic. Impolite. Once and future middle school English teacher. Married. I'm a very funny man. FDT. Anti-Zionist. (he/him)
🚫 OF, Crypto, Illuminati. Your DM had better be substantive, or you WILL be blocked. Say potato, Elizabeth.
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Does anyone still believe that we're actually going to be permitted to hold free and fair elections in November. Or even any elections at all?
February 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Does anyone still believe that we're actually going to be permitted to hold free and fair elections in November. Or even any elections at all?
Bread and circuses: Super Bowl. Olympics. Movies. TV. Broadway. Concerts. Pop stars. Celebrities. Grammys. Emmys. Oscars. Golden Globes. Met Gala. Fashion. Tourism. Pro sports. Influencers. New tech. Cars. Boats. Luxury.
Enough. Just fucking enough already. Can we grow the fuck up already? Please?
Enough. Just fucking enough already. Can we grow the fuck up already? Please?
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Bread and circuses: Super Bowl. Olympics. Movies. TV. Broadway. Concerts. Pop stars. Celebrities. Grammys. Emmys. Oscars. Golden Globes. Met Gala. Fashion. Tourism. Pro sports. Influencers. New tech. Cars. Boats. Luxury.
Enough. Just fucking enough already. Can we grow the fuck up already? Please?
Enough. Just fucking enough already. Can we grow the fuck up already? Please?
Roses are blue,
Violets are purple,
Banana you glad
I didn't say "door hinge?"
Violets are purple,
Banana you glad
I didn't say "door hinge?"
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Roses are blue,
Violets are purple,
Banana you glad
I didn't say "door hinge?"
Violets are purple,
Banana you glad
I didn't say "door hinge?"
Can we stop making TV shows about cops? Fuck the pigs with a slab of granite.
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Can we stop making TV shows about cops? Fuck the pigs with a slab of granite.
When she goes to prison I'd love to see a 24-hour webcam installed in her cell. I want to see her crying.
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
When she goes to prison I'd love to see a 24-hour webcam installed in her cell. I want to see her crying.
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JFC, I can't wait until we stop hearing about the Super Bowl ads and the goddamn halftime show. Just like the news media, the sports and entertainment industries are tools of mind control. Free your mind! Tune them out! There are plenty of other ways to find your joy!
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
JFC, I can't wait until we stop hearing about the Super Bowl ads and the goddamn halftime show. Just like the news media, the sports and entertainment industries are tools of mind control. Free your mind! Tune them out! There are plenty of other ways to find your joy!
Stop saying "law enforcement" and start saying "criminals."
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Stop saying "law enforcement" and start saying "criminals."
Whenever someone refers to ICE as "law enforcement" it really chaps my ass. I can't think of any group of people who have been more wantonly lawless as a matter of course. It's like they're on a mission to break every law on the books.
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Whenever someone refers to ICE as "law enforcement" it really chaps my ass. I can't think of any group of people who have been more wantonly lawless as a matter of course. It's like they're on a mission to break every law on the books.
Da hootbawlz is mind control. Don't let the dark overlords live in your mind!
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Da hootbawlz is mind control. Don't let the dark overlords live in your mind!
Super Bowl ads are tools of mind control.
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Super Bowl ads are tools of mind control.
Who do you think will win the big Toilet Bowl today? I'm rooting for Pee to beat out Poo. After all, they are #1.
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Who do you think will win the big Toilet Bowl today? I'm rooting for Pee to beat out Poo. After all, they are #1.
"Lifelong Democrat" is not the flex you think it is. The time to move left is now.
February 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
"Lifelong Democrat" is not the flex you think it is. The time to move left is now.
I can be there in an hour.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I can be there in an hour.
Well lookey here: www.jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
www.jmail.world
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Well lookey here: www.jmail.world
100% Jewish guy here to remind you that the state of Israel should never have existed and should not exist now.
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 AM
100% Jewish guy here to remind you that the state of Israel should never have existed and should not exist now.
The prize for earning your first billion should be a free ride on a guillotine.
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The prize for earning your first billion should be a free ride on a guillotine.
Democrats are the ball. We're Charlie Brown.
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Democrats are the ball. We're Charlie Brown.
MAGA will lower the age of consent to the moment of conception. And the Dems in Congress will twiddle their thumbs and whistle fucking Dixie.
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 AM
MAGA will lower the age of consent to the moment of conception. And the Dems in Congress will twiddle their thumbs and whistle fucking Dixie.
I'll go one better. I expect them to defend the Constitution even at the risk of their own lives. All day every day. I thought that was a given. I thought that was the oath they swore.
Why is it that people don’t expect the elected idiots to be in the streets with the people? I sure as fuck do. I expect them to be out of their suits and in the streets, putting their bodies on the line & protecting their people. Instead they’re sitting in Congress negotiating with terrorists.
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I'll go one better. I expect them to defend the Constitution even at the risk of their own lives. All day every day. I thought that was a given. I thought that was the oath they swore.
When he says he's going to close the Kennedy Center for renovations what he really means is that he's going to have it demolished.
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
When he says he's going to close the Kennedy Center for renovations what he really means is that he's going to have it demolished.
I couldn't care less about the Grammys if I broke a sweat trying.
February 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I couldn't care less about the Grammys if I broke a sweat trying.
Fellow meat bags, this is just a friendly reminder that your whiteness is provisional.
February 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Fellow meat bags, this is just a friendly reminder that your whiteness is provisional.
What's the fucking point of all the if-Kamala-ing? If Kamala, still genocide in Palestine. Still terminal-stage capitalism. Still billionaires in charge of everything. Still a (slightly slower) march toward authoritarian dystopia. Still the status quo. FFS, people, wake up already!
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
What's the fucking point of all the if-Kamala-ing? If Kamala, still genocide in Palestine. Still terminal-stage capitalism. Still billionaires in charge of everything. Still a (slightly slower) march toward authoritarian dystopia. Still the status quo. FFS, people, wake up already!
The whole "blue no matter who" ethos is a textbook false dichotomy. No candidate is going to tick the boxes on every green flag deal maker. But there are red flag deal breakers that cannot be ignored. Funding Israel. Funding ICE. Hobnobbing with MAGA. Legit deal breakers! We need better.
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
The whole "blue no matter who" ethos is a textbook false dichotomy. No candidate is going to tick the boxes on every green flag deal maker. But there are red flag deal breakers that cannot be ignored. Funding Israel. Funding ICE. Hobnobbing with MAGA. Legit deal breakers! We need better.