The Snarkoleptic (John Sowalsky)
@sowalsky.bsky.social
Snarkoleptic. Impolite. Once and future middle school English teacher. Married. I'm a very funny man. FDT. Anti-Zionist. (he/him)
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Remember when we used to look forward to being nostalgic? Those were such good times.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Remember when we used to look forward to being nostalgic? Those were such good times.
I'll give MTG a pass the day she literally chews my turds and yours.
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'll give MTG a pass the day she literally chews my turds and yours.
Who the fuck still drinks Starbucks?
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Who the fuck still drinks Starbucks?
This sentence has only one meaning.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This sentence has only one meaning.
There isn't a Dem alive who isn't in grave danger of being primaried.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
There isn't a Dem alive who isn't in grave danger of being primaried.
It's what's for dinner.
Primary everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It's what's for dinner.
But progressives are still the problem, right? 🙄 Fuck a neolib.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
But progressives are still the problem, right? 🙄 Fuck a neolib.
A concise history of professional football: Men played with their balls.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A concise history of professional football: Men played with their balls.
Suppose that, hypothetically speaking, there were 10 million able-bodied adults in the U.S. who were perfectly capable of working full-time but preferred, instead, to remain unemployed of their own volition. Suppose, furthermore, that their shelter, food, clothing, health and dental care,
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Suppose that, hypothetically speaking, there were 10 million able-bodied adults in the U.S. who were perfectly capable of working full-time but preferred, instead, to remain unemployed of their own volition. Suppose, furthermore, that their shelter, food, clothing, health and dental care,
I'm so fucking tired of hearing about how much things are worth to the economy. Do we know no other measures of value? Are we so bereft of imagination? Is money the only though our minds are capable of contemplating? What the actual fuck? This guy should be spread on toast.
“God put you here to make a difference. You have agency over your future”
Ah yes, I know growing up my dream was to get healthy enough to help make a trillion dollars for the US economy.
This is eugenics. You do not need to get back to work to have value.
Ah yes, I know growing up my dream was to get healthy enough to help make a trillion dollars for the US economy.
This is eugenics. You do not need to get back to work to have value.
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'm so fucking tired of hearing about how much things are worth to the economy. Do we know no other measures of value? Are we so bereft of imagination? Is money the only though our minds are capable of contemplating? What the actual fuck? This guy should be spread on toast.
If Pac-Man were an absentee father, would Ms. Pac-Man's adult son be Mr. Pac-Woman or Mr. Ms. Pac-Man?
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If Pac-Man were an absentee father, would Ms. Pac-Man's adult son be Mr. Pac-Woman or Mr. Ms. Pac-Man?
They're saying that RFK ran out of the room to get help for the guy who fainted. I wish he'd run to get help for himself instead.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
They're saying that RFK ran out of the room to get help for the guy who fainted. I wish he'd run to get help for himself instead.
Everything about Trump in a single image.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Everything about Trump in a single image.
Think pushing Dems further left is a losing strategy? NYC is proof of concept.
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Think pushing Dems further left is a losing strategy? NYC is proof of concept.
Maybe Schumer will follow Pelosi's lead. What a pack of enablers. Good riddance, and not a decade too soon!
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Maybe Schumer will follow Pelosi's lead. What a pack of enablers. Good riddance, and not a decade too soon!
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This is a good reminder.
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is a good reminder.
Why worry about fascism when ecological collapse and peak oil are here to stay?
"The planet's vital signs are flashing red. The consequences of human-driven alterations of the climate are no longer future threats but are here now. This unfolding emergency stems from failed foresight, political inaction, unsustainable economic systems, and misinformation."
The 2025 state of the climate report: a planet on the brink
We are hurtling toward climate chaos. The planet's vital signs are flashing red. The consequences of human-driven alterations of the climate are no longer
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November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Why worry about fascism when ecological collapse and peak oil are here to stay?
Sadly, a great many Americans think that sounds like heaven. They yearn for that sort of power. They think that if only they can stamp their boots down on enough faces, they'll end up being billionaires too.
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sadly, a great many Americans think that sounds like heaven. They yearn for that sort of power. They think that if only they can stamp their boots down on enough faces, they'll end up being billionaires too.
Not content with being America's Hitler, Trump is now vying for the title of America's Stalin with his very own Holodomor.
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Not content with being America's Hitler, Trump is now vying for the title of America's Stalin with his very own Holodomor.
That is so three days from now.
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That is so three days from now.
Nothing screams Nobel Peace Prize like threatening to invade a foreign nation.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Nothing screams Nobel Peace Prize like threatening to invade a foreign nation.
"The Great Gatsby" has almost universally been interpreted as a glorification of that which it intends to condemn. And that's why Fitzgerald was a truly shitty writer.
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"The Great Gatsby" has almost universally been interpreted as a glorification of that which it intends to condemn. And that's why Fitzgerald was a truly shitty writer.
Noem will use Halloween specifically to terrorize children. Torturing kids is her brand.
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Noem will use Halloween specifically to terrorize children. Torturing kids is her brand.
"His problems were a metafivehead."
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"His problems were a metafivehead."